Me: WE'VE GOT QUESTIONS! YAAAY!~
1. Merida, have you fought with your mother again after the "bear incident"?
Merida: Aye! Mum and I are cool... We barely even fight~! We just fight when she sees "that food"...
2. Hiccup, I dare you to tell Snowflake [me] that you like her so much...
Hiccup: *sigh* why...?
Jack: A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do! Sometimes life's just not fair...
Hiccup: Ugh... Fine...
Jack: Oh! Wait first off!
~~*The boys went to fix Hiccup and make him wear tux and fancy stuff for no apparent reason. lol*~~
Hiccup: Hey... Uh... S-Snowflake?
Me: *slight blushes and turns around* Hm? What is it Hic........................................ O///O
Hiccup: *smiles* Lost for words, huh? Not that it's unexpected or anything...
Me: .........................................................
Hiccup: S-so uh... Anyway... Uh... *scratches head* I love you...? I don't have anything cheesy to say... Snotlout's the only one who's like that...
Me: ......................................... *faints*
Snotlout: *to Astrid* If we shared a garden, I'd put my tulips and your tulips together... (tulips = two lips)
Astrid: *gawking at Hiccup* *faints*
All girls: *faints*
...
Me: Did I even... *facepalm* I HATE FAINTING RIGHT NOW!!
3. Punzie, are you sad that Gothel is gone? After all, she did took care of you all your life...
Rapunzel: Well... Yes... No...? Sigh... It's complicated... My own mother just started taking care of me on the age of 18...
Me: *hugs Punzie* Aww... Poor you...
4. Elsa, I dare you to eat powdered milk (it's sweet and yummy I tell ya!)
Elsa: Fine... *takes Polaris powdered milk and tastes it* Hmm... Quite delicious I guess...
5. Jack, I dare you to change Polaris/ JJ's diaper!~
Jack: Ugh... Really?
Me: Hey! You're wife is pregnant and stressed out thanks to Polar so go change his!
Jack: *rolls eyes* fine...
Polaris: *drooooooooooooooooooooooools and cries*
Me: Oh God! Okay Jack... Here! *passes a gas mask* *wears my own gas mask* Okay... Just remove the crap/urine covered diaper...
Jack: *sigh* *removes it* EW!
Me: I've done this before soo... Yeah... I really did go to the hospital thanks to this...
Jack: *throws it into bin*
Me: Now, get the baby wipes and wipe his smudge covered ass...
Jack: Suuure... *wipes* Ugh... That's hell-a disgusting...
Me: Sometimes, A parent is hardwork! :)
Jack: Or a babysitter... Ugh... Gross... *powders Polaris' butt*
Me: XD
Jack: *sprays air with air freshener and then gets a new diaper and gives him diaper*
Me: That li'l Frostbiter is as good as new! *carries Polaris* Isn't that right Polaris?
Polaris: *nods and slight drools*
6. Anna, are you married to Kristoff?
Anna: Sis, won't even bless our marriage... *pouts* And she's married because she blessed her own marriage...
Elsa: *giggles*
Me: Aww... Don't worry Anna! I'm sure her majesty would bless it...
Anna: XD
7. Olaf, I dare you to eat your carrot nose and replace it with a new one...
Olaf: *removes* *eats but goes through mouth and gets a new one* Done!
Me: ... He has two noses...
8. Snowflake, I dare you to tell Hiccup that you love him 10x!
Me: Hiccup!
Hiccup: Hm?
Me: I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU!!!!!!
Hiccup: ... Okay?
And both will sing "Learn Me Right" from Brave!
Merida: Aye! I love dat song!~ It brings relaxation to me ears
Kristoff: *plays the guitar and not lute*
Me: ~~Though I may speak some tongue of old... Or even spit out some holy word...
Hiccup: *sings shyly* Why?! ~~I have no strength with which to speak... When you sit me down and see I'm weak
Kristoff: *guitar*
Me: ~~We will run and scream-
Hiccup: ~~You will dance with me *holds my hand*
Me: *faints*
Hiccup: ...
Rapunzel: WHY DOES FAINTING HAVE TO RUIN THIS CUTE MOMENT?!
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Ask and Dare: The Super Six & The Hamada Bros.
Random{{WARNING: First 99 chapters SUCK AND IMMATURE. (Exclude the intro)}} 》》hamada bros are in later chapters《《 How did we begin this book? ... Me: Randomness? Hic: Check! Me: Unnecessary weirdness? Rap and Anna...
