Me: *is in The Hiccup and Jack fan club*
... DERP...
Merida: Well, since li'l Snowy ain't here, let's begin without her!
Hiccup: Well at least there's no one here to suck my cheek/mouth...
Jack: Same...
Rapunzel: *pouts* You guys are meanies... *thinks* although it is true... :O
Gothel: MOTHER KNOWS BEST~~
Rapunzel: SHADDAP! I AIN'T UR DAUGHTER!!
Anna: *with the iPad* I hacked into Snow's account!
Snow White: *is singing I'm Wishing*
Anna: *shoves her out of the studio* Not that Snow...
Merida: We know... We know...
Jack: So... What's it say?
Anna: *reads* It's by SaulongOro...
"Ummm if it is alright with you here's a bunch of dares for the 6.
Dares:
1) Merida to kiss hiccup.
2) hiccup and jack to jump in a pool of fangirls.
3) everyone except merida to talk in her accent.
4) Anna to do a Kristoff imitation.
5) Elsa to do a Hans impression.
6) Punzi to run through the Jelsa camp."
Rapunzel: Oh! Oh! She's a Merricup-lover!!
Merida: *blows hair that's blocking her face and is slightly blushing* Now why would I want to kiss a wimpy, scrawny... Smexy... Hot... Heart-melting... Handsome... Buff... *shakes head* HECKS TO DA NO!!
Elsa: You actually like him?! *gasps*
Anna: That's sooooooooo cute!!!
Jack: *rubs neck* Come on dude... Be a man and kiss her...
Hiccup: ... Just this once... Cuz I've had enough kissing for at least a day
*INSERT MERRICUP KISSING SCENE*
Everyone but Merida and Hiccup: *cheering*
Punz and Anna: *fangirling*
Mer and Hic: ...
Me: *opens door*
Anna: LOVE IS AN OPEN DO-
Me: Don't you dare, Anna!! Oh btw, I saw the whole thing!
Mer and Hic: ...
Hiccup: I... Think I've had enough kissing... At least tomorrow...
Me: Hic and Jack!! *opens trapdoor*
Fangirls in the trapdoor: *SQUEALING* OMGOMGOMOGMOGMGOMG!!!!!!!!!!! HICCUP AND JACK ARE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SEXY!! <3
Hiccup and Jack: *shivering*
Hiccup: *irritated* You have got to be kidding me...
Jack: Please tell me this is just a nightmare...
Me: Now... *kisses them* Good luck! *kicks them into the trapdoor* Ok! We have to do Mer's accent... 3, 2, 1...
Please stand by and watch a FLIPPIN' COMMERCIAL!!
Olaf: HIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!! I'm Olaf! Do. YOU. UNDER.... STAAAAAAAAAAAAND?
Camicazi: (If you don't know her, you just have to read the HTTYD books) Hi! I'm Camicazi! I'm supposedly Hiccup's girlfriend... Because he's adorable to be with me!
Me: He sure got some competition...
Astrid: You got that right, sistah...
Fangirls: *nods vigorously*
Olaf: Aaaanyway, Are you tired of denying the fact that your in love?
Meg (from Hercules): It's too cliche! I won't say i'm in looooovvvvvveee...
Camicazi: Well... Why not ask the love experts!
Bulda: Hi!
Camicazi: Call 3589385322304932857190abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz for more info, too bad there's no info for you!!
...
Elsa: Oh li'l red head gurl... Can I borrow yer arrow fer a minet (minute)?
Anna and Rapunzel: *singing* ~When the cold wind's a-calling... And the sky is clear and bright!~
Me: *singing* Misty mountains sign and beckon...~
Merida: ...
Jack and Hiccup: *goes outta the door*
Me: How'd yo- *drools*
Jack and Hic: *covered with looooooooooooooads of kisses and hickies and hair is messed up and clothes -even Hic's armor- are tattered* Not. 1. word...
Me: AAAH! I CAN SEE THEIR BUFF BODIES!
Anna, Punz, Mer and Elsa: *red blushing*
Me: *hugging them* Anna, do a Kristoff expression... And Elsa do a Hans expression...
Anna: *randomly playing the guitar thing* Reindeer's are better than people... Sven don't you think that's true?
Sven: *laughing*
Kristoff: ...
Elsa: *low voice* Hi, I'm Prince Hans of the Southern Isles. I'm a sadistic motherbleeper. I want to be a douche of a king. LOL! I don't even know how to use a sword... *ahem* That's about it...
Everyone but Elsa: ...
Punzie: What's a Jelsa camp?
Me: Let's do that in the next chappie... Bye!
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Ask and Dare: The Super Six & The Hamada Bros.
Diversos{{WARNING: First 99 chapters SUCK AND IMMATURE. (Exclude the intro)}} 》》hamada bros are in later chapters《《 How did we begin this book? ... Me: Randomness? Hic: Check! Me: Unnecessary weirdness? Rap and Anna...
