Dull chapter. FUDGING PROSTITUTE!!

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YAY! I GET TO UPDATE ONCE! But I still wouldn't be around much...

Me: Hulloooooooooo... *faints*

Rap: Snow? You oka-

Me: *is awake* *sings the Happy Tree Friends' obnoxious theme song*

Jack: JESUS CHRIST!! MAKE HER STOP!!!

Jesus: Snow, please stop...

Me: *stops*

Jesus: Peace be with ya'll! *disappears*

Super 6: ...

Me: LET'S GO WITH DA DARES BEFORE SOMETHING EXCITING HAPPENS!!!! º^º

Elsa: Why don't you want this chapter to be exciting?

Me: ... I named this chapter "Dull chapter" soooo...

Anna: Kk... >.>

*AWKWARD BORING PLAIN DULL STUPID SILENCE...*

Me: And go with the dares... And since I don't know where I stopped last, I'm going with a random dare! *derp*

"I dare Hic to make out with-"

Handy: HAII!

Jack: Who de fuk is this sheeeeeet?! *points at Handy*

Me: KYAAAAAAA!!! IT'S HANDY!!!

Anna: Dafuq?

Me: HE'S AN ORANGE CUTE BEAVER WITH NUBS FOR HANDS AND IS A BUILDER!!!

Rap: Kinda ironic for a beaver with nubs to be a builder...

Handy: *scowls cutely*

Me: THAT'S WHAT I LOVE ABOUT HIM!!! HIS NAME IS IRONIC SINCE HE HAS NO HANDS! >^<

Merida: Lemme kill it... *aims arrow at Handy*

Handy: O-O

Me: Sure... He'll come back alive since that's HTF life cycle... You die, you're alive again! :3 I wanna see some GORY GORE ACTION! *^*

Elsa: *shudders*

Me: And DAMMIT! THE CHAP JUST GOT EXCITING! TT^TT *carries Handy*

Merida: *arrow misses* *hits an apple instead* YESHHH!!!!

Hiccup: NO INTERRUPTIONS!

"I dare Hic to make out with Astrid for 24 hrs."

Rap: It also says that if Snow does this dare for Hiccstrid and see if she lasts long before going on a tantrum...

Me: I like Hic no more REMEMBER?!

You: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASP!!!

Hiccup: I am not a man whore REMEMBER?!

Astrid: I'll give you 20 bucks an hour~~~

Me: COUGHCOUGHprostituteCOUGHCOUGH

Anna: COUGHCOUGHgigoloCOUGHCOUGH

Fangirls: COUGHCOUGHsupacalifragilis-

Hiccup: Shaddap... -.-

Girls: COUGHCOUGH-

Astrid: *snaps fingers*

Hiccup: *is wearing boxers and a bow tie only*

Fangirls: JUST EFF US ALREADY!!!

Jack, Elsa, Rap and Anna: We feel so left out... ._.

Me: *sits beside them*

Merida: *tries to kill Handy* *crazy derp face*

Handy: *screaming in horror*

Me: *sees it* *eats popcorn*

Hiccstrid: *making out*

One day laterrrrr...

Fangirls and Astrid: *pregnant*

Me: WAT DA FUQ?!?!

Hiccup: *counting money*

Jack: ... She said make out not turn into a gigolo

Me: Yeah, I'm gonna get a condom delivery since we're don't have any...

Anna: Going somewhere that has less weird sh!t... *runs to the door*

Merida: Every chap has no less weird sh- *gits hit by a brick*

Me: DON'T BREAK THE FOURTH WALL!!!

Rap: Um... Use those ziplock bags as condoms since we don't have any...

Merida and Elsa: Coming with Anna... *runs away*

Hiccup: *asleep on a pile of money*

Me and Rap: We're going! -Me: *carries Handy*-

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