The Cold Never Bothered Me Anyway... Hijo de la Luna

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Me: Hey guys! We have a da- ~~Tonto el que no entienda~~ *covers mouth*

Super 6 but Rapunzel: *looking at me weirdly* ...?

Rapunzel: OMG! I WUV THAT SONG! ~~ Cuenta una leyenda~~ 

Anna: ...

Me: ~~Que una hembra gitana conjuró a la luna hasta el amanecer~~

Rapunzel: It's a Spanish song... About the Moon, a gypsy woman, a man, the baby... Just watch this!

(It's at the youtube link thingy at your right :3)

Anna: I... Still don't get it...

Rapunzel and me: ~~Ilorando pedia al Ilegar el dia desposar un cale~~

Jack: TRANSLATE PLEASE!

Elsa: Nevermind about that... We have a freakin' dare!

"I dare Jack Frost and Elsa to swim in an ice cold pool with Elsa on her bathing suit and Jack Frost shirtless if The Cold Never Bothered Them Anyway"

Jelsa: Sounds easy enough...

Elsa: *sings uncontrollably* ~~Tendrás a tu hombre piel morena desde el cielo habló la luna llena pero a cambio quiero el hijo primero que le engendres a él~~

Hiccup and Merida: HOW DO YOU KNOW SPANISH?!

Me: I don't understand Spanish... But I can pronounce it a bit...

Rapunzel: Corona means crown in Spanish X3 Soooo...

Elsa: I have no idea... 0.0

Merida and Anna: *carrying a butt load of ice in a giant bucket* *puts it in the pool*

Jack: *wears his trunks* Well, I'm ready to go! What about you, sweet cheeks?

Elsa: *in a tankini* Mkaaaay... :3

Jelsa: *swims and is having fun*

Me: *touches cold water* *hand freezes* Dear God, this pool's Elsa cold... *shudders*

Merida: Elsa cold?

Hiccup: Um... I think your gonna... Freeze...

Me: *arm is frozen* DA EFF?!

Anna: ... Note to self, never touch the pool with your bare hands...

Merida: Well... Fire it is!

Anna: *snatches Hic's sword*

Me: GAH! EFF NO! CAN'T YOU THINK OF SMTH ELSE?!

Anna: Hmmmm...

Rapunzel: *snaps fingers* Hic, do something sexy!

Hiccup: Wh-wha-

Rapunzel: JUST DO IT!

Hiccup: ... How?

Merida: Make her feel... Hot or smth!!!

Hiccup: Um... Okay? *comes closer to me*

Me: ..................... *melts*

Anna: She's... A puddle...

Merida: IT'S FREAKIN' OBVIOUS!

Jack: *having fun* WOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

Me: *randomly falls asleep* Me ish tired... *sings Hijo de la Luna in my sleep*

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