Elsanna?!

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Me: Okay... This is gonna be disgusting...

Elsa: Whaddaya mean?

Anna: Yeah, what's wrong?

Me: *looks at both of them* I'm gonna go to the bathroom and barf...

Elsa: Eh...

Hiccup: Where's Snow?

Merida: Poor Hic! He worries about Snow!!!

Hiccup: N-no I don't! I still love Astrid!

Jack: Eh... Anyway, let's read a dare by sadie051702!

"I dare Elsa and Anna to look up on Elsanna on Google..."

Hiccup: I'm just gonna... Um... Go somewhere...

Elsa & Anna: WHAAAAT?!

Jack: Okay! Let's search it!

...

Elsa: THIS IS PURE INCEST!! WE HAVE NEVER DONE SOMETHING SEXUAL BEFORE!! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!!!!!!!!

Anna: Ew...

Rapunzel: *fainted*

Jack: That was utterly revolting on so many levels...

Me: See?! I told you guys so! Hey, where's Hic...?

Hiccup: There you are! I've been looking everywhere for you! Don't ever leave my side again! *hugs me*

Me: *lets go* Okay....? Astrid's there! Hi Astrid!

Astrid: DON'T YOU EVER STEAL MY HICCUP EVER. AGAIN! *pulls his arm* Let's go...

Me: Ooooooooooookay...?

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