XJSKFLEO: Lesson 2

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Me: Mornin'/Afternoon/Evenin'! Class~

Hiccup: Welcome to XJSKFLEO Lesson 2!

Me: With a new other teacher!

Rap: HIIIIII!

Me: Today, we are learning about Furycorns...

Rap: According to its name, it is a merged name between a Night Fury and Unicorn~

Me: Furycorns usually has Unicorn horns. It is rare for them not to have any...

Rap: If they don't have a horn, that means they vomit rainbow plasma bolts~

Me: Or they cab have both! Like baby Gummy~!

Gummy: *gummy smile*

Hiccup: How come I don't know any of these?!

Me: Tsk, tsk... You don't know this... Go to da dunce corner!

Hiccup: But--

Rap: NOW.

Hiccup: *rolls eyes* *scoffs* *goes to the corner*

Me: Anywaaay~ Furycorns are very happy!

Rap: And if they're sad, they die instantly...

Me: Now let's talk about Night Fury and Unicorn breeding~

Rap: It takes 99.9% for them to have a baby Furycorn~

Hic: But what's the 0.01%?

Me: Night Fury~ Take baby Midnight for example~

Midnight: *gummy smile* *plays with Gummy*

Rap: Forgot to tell Hic that Potato the Unicorn and Toothless had twins~

Hiccup: O______O I... Need to go now...

Me and Rap: TUNE IN NEXT TIME FOR MORE XJSKFLEO LESSONS!

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