Hic: So how did you get in the restaurant with us again?
Me: Hic, Jack... Turn around...
Hic and Jack: *turns*e!
Girls but me: A tracking device?!
Me: *laughs nervously* Yeah... Anyhow, let's begin! And another dare... Hey guys! Got any questions for these people?
Elsa: Ugh... Nevermind that, Fallen4Hic *smirks*
Me: *grumbling angrily*
Anna: Hey! It's from abbie_welsh... Abbie says...
"I dare Mer and Hic to kiss. If not, then how 'bout you [me]? While everyone else sing 'Fixer Upper' *evil laughs*"
Me: Hahaha! Ok... Hic... Choose... *goes to a vanity and takes out a VERY red lipstick and puts it on lips*
Merida: ... I'd rather kiss an apple!
Hiccup: Darn it! Why?!
Elsa: ~~What's the issue, dear? Why are you holding back from such a man?
Anna: ~~ Is it the clumpy way he walks?
Hiccup: *walks towards me and Mer in a clumpy manner*
Jack: ~~ Or the grumpy way he talks?
Hiccup: *annoyed* I am NOT kissing any of you...
Me and Merida: *shakes head*
Rapunzel: ~~Or the pear-shaped, square-shaped weirdness of his feet?
Me and Merida: *shakes head*
Hiccup: *rolls eyes*
Olaf: ~~And though we know he washes well - *smells Hic's armpit* He always ends up sorta smelly *drops on the floor*
Elsa: But you'll never meet a fellow who's as-
Elsa and Anna: Sensitive and sweet! *pushes Hic to Jack*
Jack: *catches him* So he's a bit of a fixer upper... *pushes towards me accidentally* Nevermind...
Me and Hic: *kisses suddenly*
Me: *closes eyes*
Hic: *still surprised*
Merida: Now ain't that adorable? *grins*
Me and Hic: *stops*
Anna: Aww! Look how red his lips are?!
All but Hic: *laughs*
Hiccup: ...
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Ask and Dare: The Super Six & The Hamada Bros.
Random{{WARNING: First 99 chapters SUCK AND IMMATURE. (Exclude the intro)}} 》》hamada bros are in later chapters《《 How did we begin this book? ... Me: Randomness? Hic: Check! Me: Unnecessary weirdness? Rap and Anna...