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Hic: So how did you get in the restaurant with us again?

Me: Hic, Jack... Turn around...

Hic and Jack: *turns*e!

Girls but me: A tracking device?!

Me: *laughs nervously* Yeah... Anyhow, let's begin! And another dare... Hey guys! Got any questions for these people?

Elsa: Ugh... Nevermind that, Fallen4Hic *smirks*

Me: *grumbling angrily*

Anna: Hey! It's from abbie_welsh... Abbie says...

"I dare Mer and Hic to kiss.  If not, then how 'bout you [me]? While everyone else sing 'Fixer Upper' *evil laughs*" 

Me: Hahaha! Ok... Hic... Choose... *goes to a vanity and takes out a VERY red lipstick and puts it on lips*

Merida: ... I'd rather kiss an apple!

Hiccup: Darn it! Why?!

Elsa: ~~What's the issue, dear? Why are you holding back from such a man?

Anna: ~~ Is it the clumpy way he walks?

Hiccup: *walks towards me and Mer in a clumpy manner*

Jack: ~~ Or the grumpy way he talks?

Hiccup: *annoyed* I am NOT kissing any of you...

Me and Merida: *shakes head*

Rapunzel: ~~Or the pear-shaped, square-shaped weirdness of his feet?

Me and Merida: *shakes head*

Hiccup: *rolls eyes*

Olaf: ~~And though we know he washes well - *smells Hic's armpit* He always ends up sorta smelly *drops on the floor*

Elsa: But you'll never meet a fellow who's as-

Elsa and Anna: Sensitive and sweet! *pushes Hic to Jack*

Jack: *catches him* So he's a bit of a fixer upper... *pushes towards me accidentally* Nevermind...

Me and Hic: *kisses suddenly*

Me: *closes eyes*

Hic: *still surprised*

Merida: Now ain't that adorable? *grins*

Me and Hic: *stops*

Anna: Aww! Look how red his lips are?!

All but Hic: *laughs*

Hiccup: ...

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