Me: *sitting on the window and writing a diary*
Elsa: Someone's thinking of Hiccup...
Me: *shuts Diary* No! U-um... No, I'm not!
Elsa: *giggles*
Me: *begins to sing 'Hello Kitty' by Avril Lavigne* GUYS! YOU GOTTA LISTEN TO THIS SONG!! I don't get it... Some people think it's racist... How is it even racist? ~~ Come, come kitty kitty! You're so pretty pretty! Don't go kitty kitty! Stay with me! Come, come kitty kitty! You're so silly silly! Don't go kitty kitty! Play with me!~~
Hiccup: The innocence is lost...
Me: XD Anyway, let's meet JelsaForever11 with a dare!~
"I dare Jelsa to kiss in an hour!"
Jack: Suure... *kisses Elsa*
Elsa: *kissing*
Me: Um... Let's go Polaris, shall we?
Polaris: *throws a Hello Kitty*
Me: Da eff!? (WTF)
*Music playing 'Hello Kitty' by Avril Lavigne*
1 hr later...
Elsa: *neck covered with saliva* Guys!
Me: Yeah?
Elsa: I'm pregnant!~
Me: WHAT?!
Hiccup: HOLY MOTHERBLEEPIN' BLEEP?!!?!??!
Anna: ELSA! YOU HORNY LI'L SLUT!!!
Rapunzel: O_O And to think sleeping with Jack once was revolting...
Merida: HOLY CRAPPP!! WHAT THE BLEEP IS WRONG WITH YOU!!!
Me: JELSAFOREVER11 TOLD YOU TO MAKE OUT NOT MAKE BABIES!!!!!!!!!! YOUR 21 AND HE'S 17 AND YOU'VE LOST YOUR COMMON SENSE?! *facepalm*
Elsa: Well, sorry! I think you're the one who lost your common sense... What if you're the one who's dared to-
Me: Don't even think about... I'm only 13 years and 3/4 months so shut it...
Elsa: Whatever. But still you're hormones don't have common sense so yeah... We can't help it... :P
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Ask and Dare: The Super Six & The Hamada Bros.
Random{{WARNING: First 99 chapters SUCK AND IMMATURE. (Exclude the intro)}} 》》hamada bros are in later chapters《《 How did we begin this book? ... Me: Randomness? Hic: Check! Me: Unnecessary weirdness? Rap and Anna...
