XJSKFLEO: Lesson #1

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2 chappies in one day! Wat chuu think o'that?! X3

Me: Good morning/afternoon/evening, class... Welcome to a subject that is supposedly taught in school but was replaced by MATH. POTATO LESSONS!

Hiccup: Also known as XJSKFLEO which literally means "Doesn't make sense" in REAL english!

Me: Let's begin... Lesson 1 - Unicorns exist and can breed with Night Furies cuz it's sexy!

Hiccup: Wait. What?

Me: TOOTHLESS MADE LOVE WITH MEH UNICORN LAST NIGHT!

Hiccup: How's that possible when he can't fly to your place...? Abd how'd you know??

Me: YOU MADE SPOILERS FOR ANOTHER LESSON THAT WAS REPLACED WITH SCIENCE!! SNOW LOGIC. AND IT'S LESSON 1 and 2!!! RANDOMLY APPEARING OUT OF NOWHERE SINCE IT SAYS IN DA SCRIPT AND KNOWING EVERYTHING LIKE GOD!!! Ugh... Next time, Punz should be da teacher now...

Furycorn: *galloping towards me*

Me: KYAAA! IT'S A FURYCORN!

Hiccup: o.o

Furycorn: *vomits a rainbow plasma bolt*

Me and Hiccup: *-* Cooooool~

Me: Tune in next time for Lesson 2 of XJSKFLEO which is (Lesson 2a) Furycorns and Lesson 2b: Night Fury & Unicorn's mating season!

Hiccup: I need to duplicate him... >.>

Unicorns: *chasing Toothless around*

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