The title is so offensive to all Italian people... XD
Happy anniversary to my Ask & Dare book... I made this in January 2014... idk what the day it was made so I assumed it's the 18th hihihi!!~~~ X)
WARNING: THIS WILL RESULT LACK OF HUMOR BUT MORE HICCANNA FEELS AND FANGIRL-ASM. I THINK...? BUT YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
Yet nobody cares about the warning so whu'e'vahhh
*insert Pink Panther's Theme*
Rap: *walks suspiciously to a box* Meh... *paints everything pink*
Anna: Punz, wtf? o.O
Rap: Whuuuuuuuuuuut's wroooong? TT^TT YOU HATE PINK?! I THOUGHT WE IZ BESTIES! *dramatic slap to Anna*
Anna: lolz
Me: *rams through a wall* *voice sounds like Rap* GUYS!
Jack: *falls through the ceiling* *voice sounds like Rap* DARES
Merida: *bursts through the window* *normal voice* AND QUESTIONS.
Elsa: *floats through a door like a ghost* *voice sounds like Rap* NOW.
Rap: -_____-
Hiro: *falls through the floor* *lands on the ceiling* HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!!! X)
Dashi: *falls through the ceiling and through the floor and through the ground and through hell and lands on the other side of the world and then goes back here* HI PEOPLE! ...
Hic: *appears out of nowhere* I'M DE BAWSS
Everyone but Hic: *talking*
Hic: Notice me!!
Anna: Okay! Hi Hic! :33
Me: Let's ask some of yo questions! Anna, pick a numbahhh. 2, 5 or 10?? O^O
Anna: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... 2 *derp*
Hic: It's byyyyyyyyyyyyyyy........... @May_Winters22
"XD (I love your ask book)"
Me: Why thank you! =D
Hiro: I did all the work with the script you know...
Me: ARE WE GONNA HAVE ANOTHER LONG DISCUSSION ABOUT THIS?!
Hiro: ... No...
Me: LE GOOD. º<º
"Do you ship Tadashi and Hiro with everyone? Because Hiro's awesome the way he is."
Hiro: Uh... *a bit flattered* Thanks?
Me: HEHEHE!~~ HIRO DOESN'T TAKE COMPLIMENTS DAT MUSH X) But aniwaii, the only people I ship with Dashi and Hiro are.... *looks at Lu & Athena sloowwwwwly like a horror movie of some sort*
Athena & Lu: Wat.
Me: Nuthin'... MOVING ON~!
Hic: *has read the dare by XxShinePrincess163Xx* Ish a dare by... @XxShinePrince-
Me: Uh... Pick a number? -_-
Hic: Oh yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... Numbah 2!
Me: GUD CHOICE! *le epic derp face*
Hiro: But you....... Nevermind... >.>
Me: By @BiscuitDog2307 ! X)
"I dare Hiccanna to go on a romantic date."
Me: Okay! HIC! ANNA! GO ON A DA-
"But not just any date......"
Rap: I'm listening O_O
Me: O_O
Mer: O_O
Elsa: *blinks* -_- O_O
Dashi: *eating a potato* OMNOMNOMNOM
Hiro: Okayyyy keep going... O.O
"A DATE LADY AND THE TRAMP STYLE!!! And I want Olaf & Toothless to sing 'Bella Notte'"
Me: OMGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *0*
Hic and Anna: ... Whuuuuuuuut?
Me: *facepalm* Just bring nothing but this Lady & The Tramp script scene where they go to Tony's!! >.>
Rap: DON'T 5GET COSTUMES!!~
Mer: *throws dog costumes to dem*
Me: NOE GU HAVE SUM FUUUUN~~~~~~~~~~~!
Hic and Anna: ...?
Dashi: *kicks them out of the house*
Hic and Anna: *walking on all 4s*
Anna: I feel so retarded =_=
Me: ANNA, DAT AIN'T IN DA MUTHA EFFIN' SCRIPT!!
Anna: Peyyyyn... >.>
Hic: *fakely excited* *sees the Tony's store* Hey! Tony's!
Hiccanna: *trotting across the road towards the restaurant*
*car comes in randomly and runs over them*
*DA END*
Me: CREDIT SONG!
*insert Demi Lovato's Let it Go here*
Me: Um... Nvm... Olaf! Toothless! SINNNGGGGG
Toothless: *tilts head*
Olaf: IN SUMMERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!
Me: -.- *gives Olaf and Toothless a microphone* Karaoke tayym! *inserts Bella Notte*
Olaf: ~~OH DISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS IZ DE NAIITTTT, ISH A BOOTIFUL NAIIIT~~
Toothless: RAWR.
Merida: Translated to: *ahem* *suddenly has dat italian man's voice* ~~AND WE CALL IT BELLA NOTTE~~
Olaf: ~~LOOK AT DA SKIES-
*wind runs over Olaf and Toothless*
Olaf and Toothless: *blinks*
*da end*
ALTERNATE SCENE
Olaf: ~~I KNOW YOU LIKE! THE WAY I TURN IT ON! I'M OUT HERE WITH MAH FRIENDS~~
Me: ~~IMMA MAKE YOU BEG, IMMA MAKE YOU BEG FOR IT~~
ALTERNATE SCENE 2
Hiccup and Anna: *eating pasta* EMNEMNEMNEMNEMNEM! *eating the same noodle* *slurrrrp* ...
Hiccup: *gets the end of de noodle* Hehe-
Anna: *kisses him anyway*
Hiccup: *kisses back*
Me: MEH HICCANNA FEELZZZZ!!!!!!!!!
Hiccanna-ers: KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEVMAVKJMFALKAMRIOEFIJAOIFAOI *dies happily*
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Ask and Dare: The Super Six & The Hamada Bros.
De Todo{{WARNING: First 99 chapters SUCK AND IMMATURE. (Exclude the intro)}} 》》hamada bros are in later chapters《《 How did we begin this book? ... Me: Randomness? Hic: Check! Me: Unnecessary weirdness? Rap and Anna...
