Me: OMG! My little munchkin dragon is aaaaaalllllll grown up~ Layla the Deadly Nadder from my game... School of Dragons~ *eyes wide* Who's.... That...
Old Witch: Heyyyy everyone~
Merida: God dammit...
Hiccup: Who's she?
Old Witch: I'm an old witch... One of the princess' best friend~ *grabs Mer's arm* Isn't that right deary?
Merida: *rolls eyes* What do you want you little piece of turd?
Old WItch: Do you know who this guy is?
Toothless: Hey...
Girls: ...
Rapunzel: Toothless...?
Toothless: How's it hangin'? *wraps tail and goes upside down*
Me: Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu... What the eff is wrong with the Cupids these days?! Ugh... My ass hurts from getting all the shots... It's like there's another Merida in a different version...
Toothless: If ya'll need me... I'm just gonna go to the kitchen...
Me: LEMME COOK THE FISH FOR YOU TOOTHLESS!~
Elsa: Eff you, Snow! You have Hic and my son... You've had your chance~
Anna: Well you're already married~
Rapunzel: Eff ya'll! I cook better than you guys...
Merida: We don' even have fish so I can catch one for him~
Girls: *pushing each other*
Jack and Hic: *facepalm*
Polaris: God dammit... We have a sympathy review...
Incoming Sympathy Review by xxxxAutumnSpiritxxxx
"Gee, I feel bad for you... Sorry for forcing you to play 7 mins in heaven with Polaris..."
Me: It's okay~! Sooooooo... Toothless, you're single right?
Jack: HEY SLUTS! WE HAVE A DARE HERE!
Girls: WE ARE NOT SLUTS!
Rapunzel: Elsa... You're married...
Elsa: Well you too so why are you here?
Punzie: Well, why the eff are you here first?!
Toothless: Gee, I'm all confused here... *drinks coke* Why are you guys acting like my slaves?
Me: IDK... Soooo.......... You like coke too?
Toothless: Well yeah...
Hiccup: God dammit... *shoves me in a closet* We have a dare by her...
"Snow play 7 mins in heaven with Hic"
Me: *in the closet* Tee hee sure~ And I promise I won't get slutty...
Hiccup: *shrugs* Okay...
...
Me: EFF!!! IT'S ASTRID!!
Astrid: *shoves me* *kisses Hic*
Me: Damn you Astrid...
Astrid: *flirts with Toothless* Now we're even, Hic... *leaves*
Girls: *glares at Astrid*
Jack: Sluts...
Elsa: Awww.... Don't be jealous, hun~ :3
Toothless: *shoves hands in pocket* *whistles*
Me: Oh! Oh yeah... You can now ask and dare Toothless too~ X3
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Ask and Dare: The Super Six & The Hamada Bros.
Random{{WARNING: First 99 chapters SUCK AND IMMATURE. (Exclude the intro)}} 》》hamada bros are in later chapters《《 How did we begin this book? ... Me: Randomness? Hic: Check! Me: Unnecessary weirdness? Rap and Anna...
