20-David Group
Street's Still in Love: Anyone hear Chris' new nickname?😂
Assertive Alonso: Please no!
A Regular Married Man: Well now I have to know.
Assertive Alonso: No you don't. Street teasing me is enough.
DeLuca: Oh, I know. Name change!
*DeLuca changed Assertive Alonso's name to Hot SWAT Cop*
Hot SWAT Cop: Jesus.🤦🏻♀️
A Regular Married Man: I mean, a lot of people do need Jesus after looking at you.
Street's Still in Love: Flirt with your own wife!
Hot SWAT Cop: I'm flattered but I still hate it.
She's a Medic: I understand the feminist frustration, Chris, but you are nice to look at.
Still Papa Deac: I'm incredibly uncomfortable here.
Not 27-David: ^ same
Jess' Remaining Sanity: Y'all are dramatic. Just admit she's hot and move on.🙄
Still Papa Deac: She's like my daughter!
Jess' Remaining Sanity: And you don't tell Lila and Tori they're beautiful?
Still Papa Deac: Point taken.
Still Papa Deac: Chris, you look great.
Hot SWAT Cop: Thanks Deac.☺️
DeLuca: You guys should've seen the masses of people flirting with her in Germany.
Still Papa Deac: And I'm back uncomfortable again. Time for me to head out.
Not 27-David: same. but let me know if you need me to throw down for you, chris.
Street's Still in Love: I think I've got that covered.
Street's Still in Love: And Tan's first on the list.
A Regular Married Man: 😳
Hot SWAT Cop: First off, leave my hype man alone.
Hot SWAT Cop: And second, I do a pretty damn good job taking care of myself.
Hot SWAT Cop: But Nora, you might wanna hide Luca somewhere because I'm plotting revenge.😤
She's a Medic: Point taken, but he deserves this one.💖
She's a Medic: Maybe your revenge will go better than mine.
DeLuca: Even Nora sells me out for Chris.😔
A Regular Married Man: I'm not even gonna mention the fact that we're ignoring this again.🤦🏻
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20-David Group
FanfictionWelcome to the 20-David Group. AKA, where I get all of my crack energy out so I can actually write cute Stris short stories. These messages are in no way what I actually believe the squad texts; nor will you find quality writing here. For my more re...
