20-David Group
The Headache: Guys!
The Headache: I finally saw Nora drunk!
Chatty Cathy: I knew the regret was more than just the hangover.
Tasteful Tan: So what's the verdict? What kind of drunk is Fowler?
The Headache: She narrated her life story like it wasn't her own.
Clingy Christina: So chatty Cathy? You two are a pair then.
The Headache: Hey! What's that supposed to mean?
Chatty Cathy: I have lots of regrets.
The Flirt: It means we get headaches from your loudmouth, not the hangovers!
Happy Hondo: Sorry Luca. I gotta agree with the kids here.
The Headache: At least I don't flirt with everyone in sight 2 drinks in! Pretty sure we've made out drunk before.
The Flirt: That's only Chris now but it's hard to do with you drowning everything out.
Tasteful Tan: Hondo and I are just happy drunks.
Mama Jess: Except Hondo can't keep his hands off me. I have to play mother all night.
The Flirt: Chris can relate.
Clingy Christina: That's Christina and we don't talk about her.
Tasteful Tan: WE DON'T TALK ABOUT BRUNO
Chatty Cathy: Jesus Christ NO!
That One Night: Please no. My own kids signing that all day is enough. I don't need my work kids singing it too.
Chatty Cathy: Wait! What kind of drunk is Deacon?
Happy Hondo: We don't know. He doesn't drink.
That One Night: I had one drunken night in my 20s that I don't remember. That was enough for me. I found Jesus.
Tasteful Tan: Very Catholic of you.
Chatty Cathy: Probably for the best. I have lots of regrets about letting Luca get me drunk.
The Headache: I love you!
Tasteful Tan: Something tells me we're gonna ignore this too.
Tasteful Tan: And I was right.
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For the lovely Sophia whom I had an extensive conversation with last night about the types of drunks 20-squad would be. I'm Nora. lol. Also had to throw in the Catholic Deacon reference for my Instagram peeps; I see y'all! My brother has also not stopped singing Encanto for days so as soon as I wrote Chris' line that came to mind. <3 -Sharna
Just in case:
Chatty Cathy = Nora (chatty drunk)
The Headache = Luca (loud drunk)
That One Night = Deacon (doesn't drink)
Tasteful Tan = Tan (happy and helpful drunk)
Happy Hondo = Hondo (happy and touchy drunk)
Mama Jess = Jess (the mom drunk)
The Flirt = Street (flirty drunk)
Clingy Christina = Chris (clingy and protective drunk)
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20-David Group
FanfictionWelcome to the 20-David Group. AKA, where I get all of my crack energy out so I can actually write cute Stris short stories. These messages are in no way what I actually believe the squad texts; nor will you find quality writing here. For my more re...
