20-David Group
Frail Fowler: Street I'm going to kick your ass.
Frail Fowler: You gave me and my kid the flu.
Lucid Luca: I second. I'm flu positive too.
Achy Alonso: I'm currently dying next to him but he says sorry.
Jess the Guest: Hondo's down too. I've been banished to the guest room.
Hypochondriac Hondo: And you don't have the flu now do you?
Frail Fowler: Chris, tell your boyfriend to get his ass in here and take accountability for making everyone sick.
Dizzy Deac: All of us are out. Picked the last sick kid up from school half an hour ago. At the doctor with her now.
Tearful Tan: Bonnie and I are still at the doctor, too, but we're both flu A positive.
Jim with Germs: Sorry guys. Drinks are on me next time.
Frail Fowler: How about come take care of my sick kid, huh?
Lucid Luca: I'm coming to help you, Nora.
Jim with Germs: I've got my own kid to take care of and her name is Chris.
Achy Alonso: Rude. Not my fault you decided to give me the flu and a 102-degree fever.
Dizzy Deac: I have 4 kids and a wife and I'm nauseous.
Tearful Tan: Bonnie can't hold her head up and my eyes won't stop watering.
Hypochondriac Hondo: I have the chills and I cannot stop shaking.
Jess the Guest: Everyone put the phones down and rest!
Jess the Guest: Everyone is sick now so there's no use fighting about it. Get some rest, drink lots of water, and take your meds. This will all be over in a few days. I'll be around if anyone desperately needs anything. Not like I can do much in the guest room anyway.
Achy Alonso: Thanks, Jess.
Frail Fowler: I guess it'll be a little better with Luca here.
Tearful Tan: Bonnie and I are going straight home to bed.
Dizzy Deac: Me and Lilah too. I need some nausea medicine.
Hypochondriac Hondo: I need a nap myself.
Jim with Germs: Sorry for making everyone sick again. Rest assured Chris is giving me enough hell for all of you.
Achy Alonso: Damn right I am! Now bring me sprite, please.
Jess the Guest: Good night everyone! Call if you need anything.
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Thanks to Sophia for Deacon's name! Enjoy a little sick 20-squad chat while I'm sick (not the flu) and delerious. <3 -Sharna
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FanfictionWelcome to the 20-David Group. AKA, where I get all of my crack energy out so I can actually write cute Stris short stories. These messages are in no way what I actually believe the squad texts; nor will you find quality writing here. For my more re...
