20-David Group
The Romantic Interest: Can I have my girlfriend back please?
The Romantic Interest: I'd really like to see her at some point this week.
The Main Character: ?
The Romantic Interest: Fowler wants to train with her, Hondo needs her help with plumbing, Tan wants to go out for drinks, Deacon wants his kids watched, and Luca waves Charlie around like a magic wand to get her to come over.
The Romantic Interest: I'd like my girlfriend back.😔
The Married Man: Okay, you stole her from me first thank you! Chris was MY best friend before you came along.
The Romantic Interest: You have a whole wife! Take her out for drinks.
The Single Mom: I'd like a job.🤷🏼♀️
The Romantic Interest: You have a job that we love and treasure you for.
The Leader: Do you know how expensive a plumber is on a cop's salary?
The Romantic Interest: Point taken there. You can have her for an evening.
The Main Character: I know you're feeling a little left out, Street, but I volunteered for all of this.
The Dad: Not my fault Chris loves my kids.
The Third Wheel: Or my dog.
The Romantic Interest: I just want my girlfriend back!
The Main Character: I have a proposal.
The Main Character: Luca can train with Fowler, I'll help Hondo with the plumbing, and I'm going to drinks with Tan because he lost a bet. Then we'll have date night and you can come with me to watch Deacon's kids. Charlie can wait.
The Main Character: Does that sound amicable?
The Third Wheel: I guess I can take Fowler.
The Single Mom: Luca's fine.💖
The Dad: Works for me. The kids will be double happy.
The Leader: I still get my plumbing fixed for free? Sounds great to me.
The Married Man: And I get my best friend back? I'll pay the bill happily.
The Married Man: And nicely placed heart there Nora...🕵🏽
The Main Character: I was more asking Street but everyone seems happy so... Street?
The Romantic Interest: Fine.
The Romantic Interest: You really do have main character energy.
The Married Man: I am once again ignored.
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In case you didn't catch on...
The Main Character = Chris
The Romantic Interest = Street
The Leader = Hondo
The Single Mom = Fowler
The Dad = Deacon
The Third Wheel = Luca
The Married Man = Tan
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20-David Group
FanfictionWelcome to the 20-David Group. AKA, where I get all of my crack energy out so I can actually write cute Stris short stories. These messages are in no way what I actually believe the squad texts; nor will you find quality writing here. For my more re...
