ℂ𝕠𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕟𝕥 (platonic and romantic oneshots)

Puppy Love🎄💚

Featuring the amazing VengefulCanadian and MyBonerIsKNIFE along with myself. enjoy!

oh yeah Y/n is there too lol

(the plot for this has changed like 3 times)

pronouns: they/them

words: 640

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"What do you mean, 'problem'? Your job was to pick them up and bring them here, how is there 'problem?'" 

Looking back down at his now dog friend, Bork spoke. "Uh, well, dog problem."

"Dog problem?"

"Yeah, uh, dog problem,"

"Bork, what did you do-"

"Wh- Hey! why are you assuming I did anything? They were just like this when I got here, I don't know how-" He stammered through the phone, running a hand through his hair. "Listen, just, can one of you come down here and help me figure out what to do?" Sighing, Vengeful spoke. "No time, just bring them down here, we'll figure it out." Bidding her a goodbye, Bork hung up.

"Who was that?" Knife asked from the couch. "Bork, he said there was a dog problem, apparently (Y/n) has been turned into a dog? Somehow?"

"Puppy?"

"Knife, no."

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Knocking was heard at the door as Pezzy stood. "I'll get the door!" He said as his roommates partners ran to the door to stop him. "You cant, It's stuff for your Christmas gift," Knife said, slightly panicked. Shrugging and walking off, they opened the door to reveal a person with disheveled dirty-blonde hair and a tussled shirt "Woah, what happened to you?" Vengeful asked as they walked in, a husky puppy on his hip. "This little shit, that's what." He said. "I turn my back for 2 seconds, and all of a sudden, they're a dog!" He said, gesturing wildly with his free hand.

"So, how do we fix this?" Knife said as Bork set the dog down as it wandered over to her. "Hell if I know. What would this even be classified as? Werehusky? Maybe its like a curse or some shit, I just cant help but feel like I've seen this somewhere..." He said sitting on the couch and leaning his head back. "All I know is that they're a handful to deal with and I need a nap." He mumbled, closing his eyes.

That was, until a puppy jumped into his lap, jolting him up. "AGK-"

The dog had a look on its face, as if to say 'fix this'.

"Maybe Grizzy and Droid know something?" Vengeful said. "Maybe..." Bork groaned.

The duo walked up the stairs, walking first to Grizzy's office, where he was editing. Knife poked her head in, looking at him "Hey babe?" She said. "Yesss?" he responded, turning around. Can you come downstairs for a minute? We've got a situation-"

"What did Bork do this time?"

"GOD, WHY DO Y'ALL ASSUME IT WAS ME?!"  Could be heard from downstairs.

Chuckling, he stood up and followed her downstairs, his roommate and his Ombre haired girlfriend following suit. 

"You got us a dog?" Droid asked confused upon seeing the husky that ran around in circles. "That's not a dog, its (Y/n)," He sighed. "What? How?" Droid asked as the dog walked over to him, putting its paws on him and barking. "No clue," he responded.

"Aww, is that a dog?"

Everyone looked at Pezzy who had randomly appeared. "Who's is it?"

"Well, actually-"

"Its yours!"

Everyone looked at Bork as he stood up. "Uh, its yours, Merry early Christmas." He said as the dog ran over to Pezzy and began barking as he picked it up. "Aww, thanks man!" He said walking off. 

"I thought you said-" "I remembered where I saw the thing. They should be back to normal by tomorrow morning." He said. "How do you know?" Knife said. "Just trust me on this one," Bork said with a smile.

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The next morning when he woke up, he expecting to see a puppy. He instead saw his crush, (Y/n), sleeping soundly next to him. "What in the..."

Even though he wasn't complaining, he was definitely to have a chat with Bork.

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MERRY CHRYSLER YOU DEGENERATES