ℂ𝕠𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕟𝕥 (platonic and romantic oneshots)

Clean Kill (Part 1)

*taps microphone on podium* ahem.

Amogus

*leaves*

cast:  Puffer, Droid, Kryoz, Pezzy, Wildcat, Basically, Grizzy, Smitty, Vanoss, and the reader. 

Pronouns: He/Him

Words: 1124

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The ship had just landed on the snowy planet, the old buildings from the last people there still stood, cracks in the walls and the power out for everything. The mission? Return power to the base and finish up research, and get the hell out. Simple enough, right? 

Yeah, they thought so too.

The group of ten had been walking around, returning power and making repairs to the buildings. In the library by the office, a man in a red stood over the map, watching as one of the people in the rooms went out, not appearing anywhere else. He blinked before standing, walking to the decontamination door. Pressing the button on the side of the door, he looked behind him cautiously, turning to see someone in front of him.

"Gah-!"

"Woah! Basically, chill, its just me,"

The male in the dark green suit held his hands up in defense, his voice slightly muffled by his helmet still. "Jesus, (Y/n), you scared the shit outta me." He said with a nervous laugh, the Male taking off his helmet and holding to his side, his voice no longer muffled. "Sorry about that," he said, Stepping out of the decontamination as Basically stepped in, the doors closing behind him.

As he walked down the hall to the specimen room, the lights flickered before going out. "Oh, you're shitting me..." He said, taking out the flashlight he had, clicking it on. As he entered the room, he looked for the small box that went with the artifacts that had been laid out on the table. Holding the flashlight between his teeth as he worked, he could've sworn he heard footsteps. He turned, only to find nobody there. 

"Boo."

The next thing he felt was a sharp pain in his side, it twisting as a hand was held over his mouth, his flashlight falling to the floor. "Shh, don't struggle," The knife was pulled out and slit across his throat as he was dropped to the ground, his vision going dark.

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The light around the base flickered back on as the group of three walked out of the electrical room, only to hear frantic running. "Help! Anyone, help!" (Y/n) ran forward, tripping in the snow as the group went over to him, helping him up. "(Y/n)? Are you ok?" Puffer asked holding his arm as he leaned on him, tears pricking at his eyes. "I- I found a body, he- Basically, he's- oh god-" Puffer pulled him into a hug as the male sobbed into his shoulder. 

"Hey, hey, It's ok, where is he, we'll call a meeting, everything'll be fine, ok? Go with Kryoz to the meeting room, we'll get everyone there, ok?" He said as the male nodded, walking over to him as the male pulled him into a hug, him sobbing into his shoulder as he rubbed circles into his back, mumbling something to him. 

The meeting had been called, everyone entering the room. "Wait, where's Basically?" Wildcat asked, Puffer sighing. "That's what we're here about. (Y/n)? Do you want to say what you found?"

"H-he was dead in specimen. I- I saw him go through the decontamination in admin, I had just came from there, he- I just- maybe if I had stopped him earlier or kept talking to him longer this wouldn't have happened-" He started, tearing up again as Kryoz squeezed his shoulder in comfort. "Wait, he's dead?!" Smitty asked, his eyes wide. "I can confirm. Me and Puffer both saw it after (Y/n) came to us." Droid said.

The group discussed for a bit before separating, deciding to stay in group of 2 or three for safety. After a bit of walking, the lights went out again. "Cant believe this shit..." Puffer said as he and Grizzy walked, both holding their flashlights as they walked to electrical, both stopping when they heard a strangled noise. Turning their attention to the corner, Wildcat was being dragged into a hole that had been dug, Bloodied gloves gripping his ankles as he attempted to get away. 

"Help! Somethings got me!" he said as the duo Grabbed his hands and pulled him out. Turning the light to the hole, all they could see was a red gleam for a moment before it disappeared. 

"What the hell was that?!" Grizzy asked as Wildcat breathed out. "Zero fucking clue. All I know is one moment I was in the hall with Droid, then he's not there, so I panic and run forward, something grabs me, and then I'm being dragged."

"Lets go find Droid and make sure he's ok, It'll be fine."

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It was not fine. 

They did find him, he just wasn't great.

His upper torso had been ripped from his lower, a large cut dragging down his back, some blood coming out of his mouth as his blood and organs were splayed out on the ground staining his now ripped suit.

"Oh- oh God-" Puffer said, covering his mouth with his hand. The lights started to flicker back on as talking could be heard coming down the hall. 

"-so I said, 'that's not a camel, that's- my... wife'." Kryoz started, trailing off when he saw the body, (Y/n) in tow. "Oh, god, not again-!" he said, Covering his eyes and turning his head. "Ok, you fuckers, to the meeting room. Now." Kryoz said. The three looking at him in shock. "Wh- dude, it wasn't us! we just found him-"

"I don't want to hear it. Now."

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"I'm telling you, we didn't do it!"

"Where's your proof, huh?! We walked in on you three standing over the body!"

"We were looking for Droid after we helped Wildcat from being dragged into a hole! How do we know you didn't do it!"

"You saw us walk in! Neither of us did it!"

The group had been arguing back and forth for a while now, the four shouting back and forth. "Guys? Where's... Where's Pezzy?"

Everyone looked back at (Y/n) who looked around the table, the short male nowhere in sight. "Shit... has anyone checked vitals?" Vanoss said, Smitty raising his hand. "I did, I was looking for him before the meeting was called. Couldn't find anything." He said, shaking his head. 

"We need to get someone out."

Everyone looked at (Y/n). "What do you mean?"

"I mean we need to get rid of someone. There's a lava pit. We find who did it and return the favor." Everyone looked at him with wide eyes. "What ?! (Y/n), you've gone crazy, how do we know you didn't do it?!"

"MY FRIEND DIED AND YOU WANT TO BLAME ME?! IM JUST BEING LOGICAL HERE!"

"(Y/n) is right. Someone's pretending to be innocent here."

"What're you saying, Kryoz?"

"I'm saying, there's an imposter among us."

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