ℂ𝕠𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕟𝕥 (platonic and romantic oneshots)

Cat Mode

Pronouns: They/Them

Words:539

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Grizzy was slowly waken up my something soft hitting him in the face. He swatted away whatever it was, wanting to go back to sleep. Whatever it was sighed and began hitting him a little harder, speaking. 

"Wake up, I cant make food, I will knock your glasses off the desk. Get up."

Hearing the voice of his roommate, he looked up only to see something jump over his head and land on his chest, something being dropped above where whatever it was landed. Reaching for what had been dropped, he found they were his glasses. Putting them on, he was met with (e/c) cat eyes. 

"Get up."

He blinked in surprise. "What in the..."

"I'll explain after you make me food. Get up."

The large cat jumped off his chest, landing next to him on the bed. As he stood, the cat jumped to the floor and walked out the now open door, down to the kitchen. Grizzy followed it as it jumped onto the counter, watching him patiently as it flicked its tail. He was able to tell the cat breed just by the size of it, a full grown Maine coon cat that was grey in color, dark grey stripes covering its back with a white stomach and paws, black tufts at the end of its ears.

"Uh, what- what do you want to eat?"

"There's some ham in the fridge, that'll work." It said, Grizzy adjusting his glasses again to make sure he wasn't seeing things. He took the sliced ham out of the fridge and opened the package, setting it on the counter. The cat looked at it disapprovingly, speaking again. "I'm not an animal. A plate would be nice."

He grabbed a plate and put some of the ham on it, setting it down as the cat ate. Grizzy watched it for a moment before walking over to the couch.

There was a talking cat in the house that sounded like one of his roommates.

What the actual fuck.

Soon, Droid and Pezzy walked down into the living room, also seeing the cat. "Why is there a cat in the house?" Pezzy asked as it jumped off the counter, pawing and hitting the back of his legs, trying to get him to move to go sit. "Go sit down and I'll tell you," It said, Pezzy and Droid stopping as Grizzy rubbed his face.

"Did that cat just-"

"Yep."

The two sat down, the cat sitting on the floor in font of them.

"What's the best way to put this, I got cursed when I was a kid and now sometimes I turn into a cat for like a week. I cant control when it happens, it just does. Any questions?" It said as it jumped into Grizzy's lap, looking at the other two. 

"(Y-Y/n)?"

"Yup, that's my name." They said as they moved over to Droid, kneading their paws on his thigh, Pezzy petting  down their back. "Are you making biscuits?" He asked as Droid laughed. "Course they are! they're understaffed at the bakery, their doing their job!" He responded as they started purring, Laying down in his lap as they fell asleep.

"Welp, now you're stuck. Have fun!" Pezzy said as he and Grizzy got up, leaving him there. 

"Jokes on you, this is very comfortable!"

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