Wolfstar oneshots

Honey, honey

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"Give that back! James I'm not kidding, give me it!" Remus screamed, chasing after James thought the common room and up to their dorms. 

"What is going on?!" Peter exclaimed when they got into the dorms where he had previously been sitting quietly. 

"I stole Remus' diary!" James laughed, and Remus growled "it's a journal." 

James opened it and raised an eyebrow "Ooh, saucy! How about we have a little public reading?" 

"James stop it!" Remus yelled, once again trying to reach for it but Peter held him back and egged James on.

James cleared this throat and began to read, "honey, honey how he thrills me, uh huh, honey honey. honey, honey nearly kills me, uh huh, honey honey." 

Remus kept trying to fight against Peter to release him, but Peter and James just kept laughing and reading on despite his efforts. 

"I've heard about him before, I wanted to know some more. And now I know what they mean, he's a love machine, oh he makes me dizzy!" James was just about peeing himself with laughter when he heard Sirius' voice echo into the dorms, the three turned and saw him standing in the doorway.

"Pass it here, Prongs." Sirius smirked, looking over to Remus, James threw the book over and Sirius opened it, continuing to read. 

"Honey honey, let me feel it, uh huh, honey honey. Honey honey don't conceal it, uh huh, honey honey." Sirius read, that obnoxious smirk never leaving his lips, Remus was groaning in embarrassment, still being contained by Peter who was in fits of laughter. 

"The way that you kiss goodnight, the way that you hold me tight, I feel like I wanna sing when you do your-" Sirius cut himself off, chuckling slightly before finishing "thing." 

James and Peter were in absolute fits, and Remus looked more embarrassed than he ever had but Sirius couldn't help but smirk. He threw the diary onto Remus' bed and walked over to the werewolf, who had now been let out of Peter's grip. 

"Lot of big talk for a boy who whimpers when I whisper" Sirius said quietly so only Remus could hear and Remus took a broken breath. 

"Shut up." Remus mumbled, avoiding looking into Sirius' eyes. There was silence for a minute before Remus realised he could move again and he locked eyes with James for a second before roaring "I'm gonna kill you!" and once again chasing him out the dorm.