hololive oneshots

[JP] - La+ Darkness

Hey!

I'm back - only briefly, though.

This is your love-hate relationship with La+ Darkness! Gender-neutral as always. 

Fluff n' spice! (?)

Enjoy.

...

You didn't know how hard you gripped your toothbrush until you noticed the taste of blood after rinsing out your mouth.

Pulling your lip up with a pinky, you could see your gums were bleeding. With a sigh, you rolled your eyes.

Ever since the arrival of the new JP generation at hololive, the quality of life there became so much more detrimental. The short one - as you remember - with the name La+ Darkness, was the reason why coming to work was a bad idea.

For a fact, you hated her on the dot, and she probably felt the same. Your ideals, so contradictory, is a formula for a bad poison in the workplace. There was a moment in the break room, not a great one per se, where La+ spilled coffee on you. You easily dismissed it as a mistake and took it with a grain of salt. All was well until you spilled coffee on her.

She did not take it very well.

Throughout your apologies, La+ blabbed through them all. She complained contentiously about how her uniform was made specifically for her and how expensive it was for one to be made.

To an extent, you were fine with her complaints, although, when she began to call you a 'clumsy, numbskull idiot' you lost all restraint.

If it couldn't get any worse, you lit the fuse to a very dangerous explosive by calling her 'the true gremlin of hololive.

After that, it was all a fever dream. Simply now, though, you and La+ Darkness were on very bad terms.

But that was something you had to deal with.

After you put on your clothes for the day, you headed to work.

...

The ground, the main floor, was crowded as usual. You encountered the usual bunch of fans who would come early to the office to see the idols, like you, arrive at hololive. With a wave, you made your way to the elevators. As you pressed the button to call one down, one of the elevators doors opened.

As you stepped inside, you scanned for the thirty-fourth floor. With a press, you seemed to be on your way. As you stepped into the middle of the car, you could see a familiar stubby idol make her way down the floor to get into your elevator.

"Oh, hell no." You shook your head, spamming the "door close" button. Though, as to think you would shut her out, she managed to make it through the doors by sliding in sideways as to not get her horns stuck.

"Ah... La+..." You laughed in a spurious manner. "Good morning."

"Tch. Morning, my servant." She rebutted.

"Servant? I hope you know that I'm your senpai, right?"

"That doesn't change anything, servant." She scoffed.

"Yeah, yeah." You rolled your eyes.

The air in the elevator car seemed to get stiffer. Even though the numbers seemed to climb on the display, it felt like the elevator wasn't moving at all.