hololive oneshots

[🌿] - headcanons

idk small short stories with fauna jus cuz 😎

i fyjuckig love fauna sm...

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『self-care queen』

"Dude, how did those hits not register?" You hissed at your screen with an extremely scornful face. "Hitboxes in this game, I swear."

"Are you alright, Y/N?" Fauna's soft voice attenuated through your earbuds. "Maybe I could head over and drop off some lavender oils..."

"Or maybe chamomile..." She added.

"Eh? Yeah, it's just Valorant running it's course on me." You yawned.

"Are you tired? I hope you're not drinking coffee, it's bad for you." Fauna's voice boomed, distracting you from your attention. "It's also very addictive."

You chuckled softly as your chat exploded from Fauna's small followings who would appear whenever Fauna gave her unrelenting healthcare tips.

"Did you get all that, Y/N?" Fauna giggled.

"Yes. I sure did. My chat over here would gladly remind me if I do ever forget..." You laughed.

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『you sometimes forget that fauna is a tree』

"Fauna. It's already noon, did you eat yet?" You twisted the doorknob to your bedroom to get the door ajar. Looking inside, Fauna's branches could be seen peeking out of the covers.

What lay in front of you was a rare occasion. Usually, Fauna would be up and at it earlier than you would expect, usually being the one to make breakfast and whatnot. (and she makes one hell of a breakfast!)

As you walked into the bedroom and approached the kirin, her face seemed serene, peaceful, and exquisitely undisturbed. Resisting the urge to join her, you needed to make sure that Fauna got her necessities for the day, so you drew the curtains open.

As the bright sunlight beamed into the bedroom and into the face of the kirin, Fauna mumbled a few inaudible words before stealing the covers back over her.

"Fauna, wake up." You stopped shortly of the bed and yanked the covers back off, limiting yourself partially as to care for her branches.

"Don't wanna..." She huffed, tumbling around further into the bed.

You shuffled to the other side of the bed and pulled Fauna upright, her head limply dropped down with some fragments of her hair covering her face. Fauna's hair was not so much of a mess but slightly discolored of its' natural, vibrant green.

"Look at you, your hair is losing some color!"

"I still have cellular respiration..." Fauna grabbed your right shoulder and yanked you into her chest. Fauna plopped down onto the bed with you tucked into her.

"You won't have anything to break down if you don't eat!"

"I can eat you...!" Fauna playfully took a bite of your ear. Her soft, warm breath, along with her teeth left a rather unsettling impression, sending shivers down your spine.

"I think I might've found a new ASMR trigger..." She giggled warmly.

"But I think I'll save this one for you..." Fauna pulled you in further into her chest and fell asleep.

(she ate dw, lol)

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『fauna doing her own girlfriend things』

Whether it be inside or out into the public, Fauna has no problem displaying her affection to you. Aside from the usual handholding or the genuine kisses on the cheek, Fauna sometimes goes beyond to make sure that you know she loves you that much.

You remember one time blissfully, then rather at a embarrassing perspective of a trip to hololive expo. Approaching the tour bus with the other members of EN and some from JP, Fauna clung to you like a magnet to make sure you got a seat together.

With Gura in front of you, Fauna by your side, and Calli right behind, you took 4 big steps into the bus and an investigative glare down the aisle.

The seats of the bus were arranged in a 3-3 configuration, where 3 seats where on the left hand side of the aisle, and 3 seats on the other half. Which means that you, Gura, and Fauna were bunched together for the road-trip.

Upon sitting down, Gura got the window seat, while you got the middle, and Fauna in the aisle seat. Whilst Gura was staring contentiously out of the window, Calli and Kiara took seats together in the same row as you, with the aisle seat empty.

"Don't go sticking your head out the window like Korone, Gura. You might end up flying out the window..." Calli bounced her index finger at Gura.

"Yeah, okay..." The motivation that was plastered on Gura's face was washed away.

"Don't be bummed out, Gura. At least you get to see the scenery!" You patted the shark's back remorsefully. "Plus, I bet there's many chances to do fun things at the expo."

"You're right, thanks Y/N." Gura smiled back at you, while her emotions were expressed gratefully by the wagging of her shark tail.

"Hey, Y/N." Gura poked your shoulder as the bus jolted to a start. "What are you gonna do?"

"Us?" You turned to look at Fauna, whose golden eyes stared into your (e/c) eyes seductively.

"Some fun activities, I hope?" You returned your gaze to Gura with a stifled, sour face.

"I'll do anything for my sapling." Fauna tilted her head to rest it on your right shoulder. "Anything."

"Ooh! That's cool! Are you going to play at the arcade that's close by?" Gura didn't seem to get a good read on the atmosphere, but continued to ramble on anyway. "I heard it's the biggest one in Japan!"

By the time Gura was about finished, Fauna had already slinked one of her arms around yours; sinking in between her bosom, while the other draped over your chest, with her hand on the left-forward portion of your neck. Her warm hand and soft skin was calming, but definitely got your heart racing.

"I think that's what I'm gonna do." Gura nodded with her arms crossed prodigiously. "What about you Fauna?"

"I think my time is best well spent with Y/N." She smiled. "There's this one park I want to go to. From the pictures it looks like there are cherry blossoms in full swing."

At this point, Fauna was basically all over you, with her hands who knows where.

"Is this what you meant by scenery, Y/N?" Gura sat flushed, with a front-row seat of Fauna taking in the sights of you, physically.

"No, god no." You shook your head furiously as Fauna giggled and nibbled on your ear.

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short again, late whatever idk. prolly drop more headcanons for en later dunno