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[EN] - Gawr Gura

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The Innocent Shark - Gawr Gura; 🔱

It was hard to breathe. You struggled to open your eyes, as fatigue dwelled within you. You thought that you were gonna die until - chomp!

"Ow! Fuck..." You groaned. Your eyes wide open, your heart racing.

You tried to reach for your neck but you couldn't. You looked down and saw the shark with her signature death grip.

That explains your near-death experience...

You were quite surprised that she hadn't woken up to you almost screaming, but she remained still. You managed to wiggle your right arm out of her grasp, poking the left side of your neck.

You grimaced at the pain. Gura had lain a bite on your neck. Luckily, she didn't bite too hard for it to bleed, but damn hard enough to wake you up. You yawned while placing your hand on your forehead, which consequently awoke Gura.

"Y/N...?" She groggily released her grip. Your chest now able to expand wider, giving you relief.

"Good morning, dummy."

"Eh...? What did I do?" She sat up rubbing her eyes, your yawn transferring to her.

"Assault." You pointed to the bite on your neck.

"Are you okay?!" She quickly grabbed your hand, then examined your neck.

"It's bruised... Where'd you get that from?"

You rolled your eyes, chuckling,

"From you, Gura."

"I wouldn't do such a thing! I swear." She panicked, shaking her head.

"Yeah, alright, sure." You nodded.

"Are you mad at me, Y/N?" She tilted her head.

"No, why wouldn't I be?"

"Good, because you can't be mad at me... - I'm cute!" She grinned.

"That can't be your excuse all the time, Gura."

"Aw. No fun, Y/N."

"C'mon, let's get ready before you miss a stream."

"That also includes you too, knuckle-head." She nudged your arm.

"You go ahead, I'll make us some breakfast."

You stood up and walked to the door.

"Kay'!" She hopped off the bed and walked into the restroom.

You yawned again and bounced your hand in front of your mouth. In the kitchen, you scoured the fridge, ransacked the pantry, and rummaged through cupboards. Then you stood in the middle of the kitchen, pondering possible types of breakfast Gura would want to eat.

Then a scream too suiting for Gura came from the restroom.

You quickly dashed through the hallway and came to the restroom, standing behind the door, just in case if it was something insignificant.

"Gura? You okay in there?"

"Y-Y/N! T-theres a huge spider on the ceiling!"

You facepalmed.

"And? It's not going to kill you is it?"

"A-ah! It's moving! Hurry, kill it!"

You raised a brow and tried not to laugh at her misery.