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[#5] - EN Headcanons

『Myth x Council x Hope x !GN Reader』

biiig chapter, ok bye

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『💀🔎 - competition』

Although everyone in Myth gets a somewhat moderated share of you, Calli and Ame seem to have a hard time finding hours where either of them could have their alone time with you.

But usually that doesn't happen without a scuffle. At the beginning of your polygamous relationship, Calli and Ame were very kind to each other when it came to you. As of late, things started to get out of hand...

Ranging from rock-paper-scissors to full-on game 1v1's, the duo would do all sorts of things to get their sweet reward of Y/N.

Luckily for you, A-chan found out about this underground "Y/N trafficking" between Ame and Calli and shutdown the entire ring. A-chan made it clear that if the two couldn't share, she would threaten to feed you to sharks (not Gura) and call it a day.

Myth doesn't stop at a simple threat, or Calli and Ame for that matter. So their solution was well, sadly, to continue like hardheaded children...

Ina, who pretty much had enough of the bickering sounding right through the thin walls from your bedroom, decided to be the mature adult in the EN household and made some drastic changes.

"A fuckin' calendar?" Calli scoffed, crossing her arms.

"Look, the only dates I would pay attention to are with your mom - I mean, Y/N." Amelia waved her hand sideways to fan herself.

"I heard that if something is written down or is in view at almost all times, you would be able to remember whatever is written better than remembering it mentally." Ina pushed up her glasses and grinned widely.

"Cool, we get it, nerd." Amelia shrugged and trotted off towards the stairs to meet you upstairs.

"Hey, hey, hey, where the heck do you think you're going?" Calli grabbed the collar of Ame's shirt and pulled it, sending the detective back a few feet on her rear.

Calli bent over and scowled at the detective and stuck her finger into Amelia's face.

"Ow, fuck." Ame whined. "I'm going to see Y/N, of course."

"No shit," Calli rolled her eyes. "did you hear what Ina said at all?"

"Well, uh - not anymore," Amelia stood up and scratched her head. "but all I heard was writing on your head was way better than thinking on a celery."

"You mean calendar," Ina shot finger guns and grinned. "wait - you got all of that wrong."

"Wrong?" Amelia poked Ina's forehead then pointed to herself. "I'm a detective, I always get everything right."

"How come you didn't get Y/N's favorite cotton candy flavor?" Calli haughtily grinned.

"Cotton candy-" Amelia scratched her head again more violently. "what? Who the hell is supposed to know that?"

"Me, duh, obviously," Calli scratched the tip of her nose.

"Yeah... I get it now... just because you guys went out yesterday - and assuming that how crackass you were, you probably had cotton candy," Amelia flipped out her detective cap and placed it on top of her head. "and since you were on a bit of a rush, you've had Y/N's cotton candy, then you assumed that-"