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Power Problems Part 1 by yours truly!

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Okay, I HATED that Miles and Chapa were sitting next to each other! I HATED that Miles and Chapa were standing next to each other! I HATED that Mika and Bose were standing next to each other! I HATED that Mika and Bose were sitting next to each other! I HATED that Mika put her hands on Bose's arms. I HATED that that sick chick at the restaurant kept flirting with Bose! My sister said 'Awwwww!' and 'I ship them!' and 'Chapa would be jealous.' OMG THAT WAS SO UTTERLY DISGUSTING I CAN'T EVEN--RETCH! GAG! VOMIT! DISGUSTING! GROSS! EWWWWWWWWWWWWW! YUCK! UGH! The nerve of that scallywag! I order that sick chick to walk the plank! She was being annoying, had absolutely NO sense of personal space whatsoever as she kept getting into Bose's bubble, booped his nose, twirled his hair, and SNIFFED HIM! UGH! What a creepy weird weirdo! Bose can do better! I know the PERFECT girl for Bose! She's beautiful, adorable, funny, smart, has sick powers, and her name starts with the letter C! It's...LULA ELENA CHAPA DA SILVA! Chapa:"It's Chapa! Just-just Chapa! Oh, okay! Just Chapa. Speaking of that little angel she looked SO CUTE when she smiled when she got a crab! She looked SO CUTE eating! She looked SO CUTE with a red napkin as a bib! She looked SO CUTE when she had some lettuce hanging out of her mouth! She looked SO CUTE how she had her gumballs stuffed inside her mouth! It was SO CUTE! My sister said 'This should be good.' It was SO CUTE when they said: Ray:"What do you have in your mouth?" Chapa:"Nothing." It was SO CUTE when Chapa had a high pitched voice just like Tiny Ray! BTW I LOVED that Tiny Ray appeared again! Anyway, it was SO CUTE when Chapa intentionally pushed the cart over and said 'Clumsy me.' It was SO CUTE when at Big Beard's Chapa threw an object and it hit a dude and knocked him over. My sister winced at that part but Chapa is still my big sweetie! It was SO CUTE when Chapa said 'I'm sorry I couldn't zap the guy who took so long to bring our drinks!' It was SO CUTE after Miles's phone buzzed Chapa was all 'Shut up phone Captain Man is coming!' It was SO CUTE when she said 'I took that needle like a champ!' It was SO CUTE when Chapa said 'Comes with a chore.' It was SO CUTE when Chapa said to the clowns 'Enough clowning around!' It was SO CUTE when Chapa reacted to the puns by saying 'Gross'. It was SO CUTE when Chapa said flatly 'Word play. Fun.' It was SO CUTE when Chapa said 'I'm so full I can't eat another bite.' It was SO CUTE when Chapa said 'You didn't let me finish. I said I'm so full I can't eat another bite unless it's shrimp on a sword!' It was SO CUTE when Chapa was eating away at her food when the others told her it was time to go because there was an emergency. I LOVED the part where Chapa tried to shock Miles! HA! TAKE THAT @SKASE_LOVER! THERE GOES ONE OF YOUR REASONS THAT YOU THINK CHILES IS GOING TO HAPPEN! I LOVED the part where they went:Bose:"I'm starving. Who wants to order Big Beard's?" Chapa:"Dude! We just lost our powers! Of course I want Big Beard's." It was SO CUTE when Chapa said 'Dude!' I LOVED the part where I think Chapa said this 'We'll get you some butt medicine Bose.' Because Bose hooked his own butt! Giggle! Poor thing! I LOVED the part where after that chick was flirting with Bose Chapa got jealous and was all like 'Oops we gotta go byeeeeeeeeeee!' I LOVED that Bose and Chapa were sitting next to each other! I LOVED that Chapa and Bose were standing next to each other! I LOVED the part where Schwoz was doing a podcast. I LOVED the part where Ray said 'Shiver me timbers' YAY! Pirate talk! One of my dreams came true tonight! I LOVED that there was a parrot because there was a pirate themed restaurant and every pirate needs a parrot! I LOVED that Ray made friends with the male swimsuit models! I LOVED the part where Ray saved Bose, Chapa, Miles, and Mika and was concerned about them getting killed! Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! I am SUPER EXCITED for part two! I have a feeling Big Beard and that chick that was flirting with Bose, again, ew, are behind Danger Force's powers going bye-bye. I HOPE in part 2 after that chick flirts with Bose(That chick might but if she does) Chapa gets all jealous and starts trash talking her and they get into a dance off and whoever wins the dance off gets Bose. Chapa would DEFINITELY win because she is SUCH a good dancer! i.e. Danger goes Digital episode 5, Qurankini, and A Danger Among Us. I would be all like 'I heard you're in a dance off! Be careful!' And Chapa would be all like to that chick 'You're going down!' And start showing off her sweet moves! And when they agree to the dance off it would be all like:Lilith:"Well bring it on sparky." Chapa:"Oh I will. It'd be bringed, branged, brunged, you know what I mean!" Before the dance off it would be all Chapa:"I'm about to compete in a dance off with some chick I never met before over some guy who may or may not like me." Ray:"Bose does too like you. Trust me, he totally likes you." Chapa:"How do you know?" Ray:"Because I'm a guy." And just before they start the dance off it would go Chapa:"So, I've seen these things happen in movies. Who gets to go first? Eeniey meenie miney mo? Coin flip? Rock paper scissors?" Lilith:"Stop talking." And there would be a part where after that chick does her turn it would go like this:Chapa:"Wow, she's really good. I don't know if I can top that." Mika:"Relax. You can beat her. Just do something like this.' Mika gives an epic dance demonstration. Chapa:"Okay, there's no way I'm doing that!' Mika:"Fine, then just take out the spin, street it up, and throw in your triple awsomeness." Chapa:"Yeah, my triple awsomeness! Wait, how did you know about my secret move?" Mika:"Ray has been shooting videos of you dancing for weeks." Ray:"Two million hits! Take that stupid good looking guys! *Laughter* Wait a minute..." And when Chapa tells Bose how she feels she would go:"I just wanted to tell you that I really like you. And not just, like, like, but, like, like-like. I mean you can even say that I like-like-like you. Wait, that's too many likes. That sounded weird. Am I still talking?" Schwoz, Ray, Mika, Miles and I in unison:"Unfortunately." After Chapa tells Bose how she feels Chapa would be all 'And that's how you talk to a boy.' Bose, Chapa, Miles, and Mika lied again. Well they're growing up into rebellious teenagers. They're not going to be my babies forever. They're not little kids anymore. I can't believe they're growing up so fast. Man, what a night! Danger Force losing their powers, Ray suspending them from crime fighting. Lilith flirting with Bose. Bomika. Chiles. Woof. It was an off night, ya know? Like in a game, where you go up to block a shot and you get called out for a foul in the paint. Know what I'm saying? Do I know what I'm saying? You guys:"I think I know what you're saying." Did you get my Thundermans reference? Have you watched that episode it's from Going Wonkers? Do you watch the Thundermans? Anyray, byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!