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I Talk To Bose

Hey guys! Here is a random oneshot where I talk to Bose about Chapa!

In the Man's Nest, I walk up to Bose with my arms crossed.

Me:"We need to talk."

Bose:"Okay."

Me:"Do you like Chapa?"

Bose blushes but looks down so I can't see.

Bose:(Blushing and lying)"We're just...good friends."

I roll my eyes.

Me:"God, you're so oblivious about Chapa's feelings for you! She really likes you Bose! Didn't you see how hurt she was when you dated Glerp?"

Bose:"No I haven't." Bose said, he suddenly felt very bad. CAUSE HE SHOULD BE!

Bose:"Does she really like me?"

Me:"More than just like you! Do you know what she's done after the street fight three weeks ago?"

Bose:"No. What did she do?"

I smile.

Me:"Well, Chapa was pretty angry at Crank and the Chain Gang for them picking on you. So she zapped, electrocuted, fried, and lit up Crank and the Chain Gang as revenge for them being mean to you! She even went too far with the zapping!"

Bose:"Oh no."

Me:"Yes. She also said that you are the only pure innocent thing left in this dirt hole of a world. She also agreed with Ray when he said that you're the sweetest kid he's ever known! Which means you're the sweetest guy Chapa's ever known! She even didn't hurt you when she found out that you're the boy who stole her cell phone!" Bose:"Accidentally." Me:"Established. But she also forgave you for it! You make her giggle, laugh, smile, happy, and less angry every. Single. DAY! She looks at you a lot, she blushes when she is near you or standing next to you. Chapa likes you Bose. And if you don't believe me follow me."

Bose follows me as I walk over to Chapa's desk, I sit down at it and I turn it on.

Me:"Okay, what you're about to see, is some footage that I recorded from three weeks ago, at Hip Hop Puree."

The Footage shows Chapa and Ray sitting on the Hip Hop Puree steps each trying to suck a sandwich through a straw but it fails, obviously.

Chapa:"This doesn't work!"

Ray:"I know."

Chapa:"You can't suck a sandwich through a straw unless it's been pureed!"

Ray:"I know!"

Both of them throw their sandwiches to the ground.

Chapa:"I'm going to go in there and light that kid up!"

Chapa starts to get up to do so, but Ray stops her.

Ray:"No, no, no, no, no, no."

Chapa reluctantly sits back down.

Chapa:"But he was mean to Bose!"

Ray:"Yeah, being mean is not a crime."

Chapa:"Okay, yeah, but, Bose is the only pure innocent thing left in this dirt hole of a world."

Ray:"Sweetest kid I've ever known."

Chapa:"Exactly! And that gunch dumped pureed trout pot pie on his head!"

Ray:"We can't use our powers unless we are fighting crime."

Chapa gets up.

Chapa:"Look at him in there. Holding court. Knee-deep in puree. Taking two mints at a time!"