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Danger Force Unnecessary Censorship

Bose:"Jumping jacks, hit em!(Does a jumping jack)One!(Does a jumping jack)Two!(Does a jumping jack)Three! I am so *Beep* Up!"

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Ray:(To Bose)"Security cameras picked up this.(Picks up a remote and presses a button)Boom!(An blurry video tape shows up on the screen which shows Chapa and Bose *Beep* in the S.W.A.G.)You were found in the S.W.A.G. closet *Beep* with Chapa."

Bose:(Fake angry face and trying to deny it but it kills him to say the following words)"That's disgusting!"

Ray:"Then why are hickeys all over your neck and chest?!"

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Chapa:"Bose and I are just friends. Nothing more."

Bose:"We just *Beep* earlier."

You Guys:"Oh did you really?"

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Bose:"Look I'm sorry okay? You just-"

Chapa:"And to think I was going to *Beep* you."

Silence from Bose as he looks at Chapa wide-eyed.

Bose:"You were?"

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Chapa:"Okay. Have Bose *Beep* me in my room in...23 seconds."

Mika:"Will do bestie."

Chapa:"Ciao!"

You Guys:"I mean, considering how attractive, sexy, hot, gorgeous, beautiful, and pretty she(Chapa)is, she'd probably get anyone to...you know..."

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The whole crew is in The Man's Nest.

Schwoz walks up to Ray with a poster of Ray in his uniform.

Schwoz:"Sir, can you approve this poster for your Maniversay?"

Ray:"Perfect. Woo! *Beep* Everyone in this room!"

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Chapa:(To Mika)"Okay, let's just *Beep* Bose, and get this over with."

Bose:"*Beep* me upstairs in 10 seconds."

Bose walks upstairs with Chapa and Mika following behind.

A The Lego Movie/Spongebob time card shows up with the words '10 seconds later...'

French Narrator:"10 seconds later..."

Censored.

*Beep*

Alternate

Miles:(To Chapa)"*Beep me upstairs in 10 seconds."

You guys make disgusted faces.

You Guys:"Ew. I don't wanna imagine Chapa and him(Miles)having sex."

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Mika:"Any *Beep* is a good *Beep*. Except the not happy ones."

You Guys laugh.

You Guys:"Oh my god."

You guys shake your heads.

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Danger Force is fighting.

Ray:"Please! *Beep* yourselves!"

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Bose:"Yes It's true. I may not be a master *Beep*. I may not have a lot of experience. *Beep*. I know what you're thinking. 'He is the least qualified person in the world to *Beep* us!' And you are right!"

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Ray:"What's the last thing Dr.Minyak excepts us to do?"

Mika:"Build a spaceship?"

Miles:"Kill a chicken?"

Chapa:"*Beep* a marshmallow!"

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Ray:"Step 4. Chapa and Bose will *Beep* their way into the master control room."

Computer:"Motion sensors triggered in sector 12."

Guard:"10-4."

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Chapa:"Today will not be known as Taco Tuesday/Wednesday! It will be known as *Beep* Friday!"

You Guys:"As Fucking Friday. At least I think that's what she(Chapa)said."

Everyone cheers.

Everyone:"Yay! Yeah!"

Chapa:"But still on a Tuesday/Wednesday!"

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Me:(In a deep voice)"Don't take life too seriously."

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You Guys:(Laughing)🤣😂😭👏✋🛑That stuff is funny! Great job Author's Name! This unnecessary censorship killed me. It absolutely killed me. A lot of times you know what the word probably is, but the character's context of what they're trying to do or say, it-it's hilarious. This unnecessary censorship was just hilarious.(Laughing)It was really funny!"