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Unmasked Review!

Hey guys. Saw the brand new Danger Force episode. Let me just say about the ending: Wow. Just wow! I can't believe their secret identities got revealed and their moms kicked them out of Danger Force! I expected it to go like this:

Mrs.Macklin:"Mika Eurka Macklin and Miles Theopolis Macklin..."

Mrs.O'brian:"Bose (If Bose has a middle name) O'brian..."

Mrs.Da Silva:"Lula Elena Chapa Da Silva..."

Chapa:"Yeah."

Miles:"We know."

Mika:"You guys are probably mad at us for lying to you all this time."

Mrs.Macklin, Mrs.O'brian, and Mrs.Da Silva:"We are so...proud of you all!"

Bose:"Wait what?"

Chapa:"Really?"

All of the moms nod.

Miles:"Sooo...you guys aren't mad?"

Mrs.Macklin:"Of course not!"

Mrs.O'brian:"Kids, you've been out saving this town!"

Mrs.Da Silva:"We couldn't be more proud of you all."

Mrs.Macklin:"Wow."

Mrs.O'brian:"We can't believe this."

Mrs.Da Silva:"Our own kids are really Shoutout, AWOL, Volt, and Brainstorm."

Mika:"Yeah."

Miles:"Guys, we would have told you."

Chapa:"A long time ago."

Bose:"But we all took an oath."

Mrs.Macklin:"We totally get it."

Mrs.O'brian and Mrs.Da Silva:"Yeah."

Mrs.Macklin:"You've always been good kids to us."

Mrs.O'brian:"Shoutout, AWOL, Volt, and Brainstorm."

Mrs.Da Silva:"We're proud of you all."

Mrs.Macklin, Mrs.O'brian, and Mrs.Da Silva:"I love you all."

Mika, Miles, Chapa, and Bose:"I love you too mom."

But instead we got this:

Mrs.Macklin, Mrs.O'brian, and Mrs.Da Silva:"You are out of Danger Force!"

Maybe the reason why Bose, Chapa, and Miles and Mika's moms pulled them out of Danger Force is because they're just kids--their own kids--and they don't want them getting hurt and they would never forgive themselves if they do get hurt or even worse...die. We were left on a cliffhanger! The show BETTER not get canceled and the show BETTER get a season 3 OR ELSE! 

And now, sad news for us Chose fans from the Chose Queen herself. Guard, play some solem music.

Guard:"Yes your majesty."

The guard plays some solem music.

They lied that Bose and Mika KISSED! OMG! THAT SCENE WAS PURE TORTURE FOR ME TO WATCH! OMG I HAD MY FINGERS IN MY MOUTH AND WAS BITING MY FINGERS THE WHOLE ENTIRE GOD DANG SCENE! AND THAN AND THAN IF THAT'S NOT BAD ENOUGH, LATER, WHEN CHAPA, oh sweet, innocent, pure, precious, delicate, fragile Chapa who doesn't deserve this kind of torture, JUST SMILED AND SAID 'YOU GO GIRL' I DON'T KNOW! I CAN'T REMEMBER! AND THERE'S EVEN MORE BAD NEWS! WHEN MILES CAME BACK FROM THE GOD DANG FLORAL SHOP, HE HAD SOME GOD DANG FLOWERS IN HIS HAND AND GAVE THEM TO CHAPA WHILE SAYING 'MI'LADY'! OMG! THAT PART WAS PURE TORTURE TO WATCH AS WELL! OH I AM SO MAD! ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I need to take a minute guys I'm in pure rage right now. I take a deep breath. Okay I'm fine. Hey, wouldn't it be funny during the flower scene Bose would be all like jealous and have a jealous look on his face and turns to Chapa and be all like in a jealous tone 'I'll take these flowers(takes the flowers)and I'll soak them in bleach.' Bose storms back and later comes back with the flowers which are now destroyed. Chapa:"What happened to the flowers?" Bose:(Jealous facial expression, jealous body language, and jealous tone)"I soaked them in bleach and pounded them with a mallet." I would have loved it in during the scene where Bose and Chapa are disabling the bomb Bose tells Chapa to go and save herself and Chapa goes 'No! I'm not leaving you! Please! I can't lose you Bose!" Bose:"I can't lose you either Chapa! I like you!" Chapa:"Like as a friend?" Bose:"No, like like like!" Chapa:"I like like you too!" and I would have loved it when they were revealing their secrets it goes like this: Chapa:"I like like Brainstorm!" Chapa covers her hands over her mouth. Bose:"I like like Volt!" Bose covers his hands over his mouth. I LOVE the return of Delivery Joe! But I can't believe that there's a real Delivery Joe! That scene reminds me of a scene Spongebob Squarepants episode Bummer Vacation where it went like this: Scene cuts to the Krusty Krab where a delivery truck backs up. Spongebob, in a disguise, walks up to the kitchen door. Spongebob:"Got your steaming, hot bun delivery here." Another Delivery Truck backs up. A delivery fish gets out with the same buns on a plate. Delivery Fish:"Huh? What's the big idea, here?" Spongebob laughs nervously than gets booted out. Do you get Deja Vu? I LOVE the Trojan Horse! I LOVE the return of The Commisoner and I LOVE his dance moves and the beatboxing! I LOVE the return of the bribe soup! I remember they mentioned that in the Henry Danger episode Escape Room. I LOVE the part where Bose was levitating Chapa! But I HATED that he dropped her! HOW DARE BOSE! I'M GONNA BEAT BOSE UP! I LOVE the part in this Danger Force episode where they went: Chapa:"Cue Bose not getting it in three...two..." I LOVE the part where after Bose yelled 'Schwoz!' Chapa covered Bose's mouth! That's the second time she's done it! The first time she's done it is in S.W.A.G. is haunted! I LOVE the part where after Chapa told the others to stand back she gently pushed Bose back! Aw! Chapa doesn't want Bose to get hurt! How sweet is Chapa? I LOVE the scene where Bose and Chapa were disabling the bomb together! They're an awesome team! And I LOVE the part where after they disabled the bomb Chapa grabbed Bose and yelled to him 'You can stop singing!' Chapa let's go and says 'Sorry'. I LOVE the scene where Chapa and Bose (along with Ray and Schwoz) were Karaoke singing The Final Countdown because 1.It's a Chapa and Bose scene. 2.I LOVE Chapa's singing voice. and 3.I LOVE this song! I LOVE Chapa doing the Delivery Joe disguise, Chapa's basketball moves, singing voice, high pitched voice, and high pitched 'Sorry!'! I LOVE the part where Ray said to Chapa 'You watch your mouth little girl." I don't know why but I LOVE it when people call Chapa 'Little girl' even though she's not so little anymore. Oh wait a minute yes she is! I wonder why Chapa cries at soap commercials? I don't know why she cries at soap commercials but I think it's cute! I think I know why Chapa cries at soap commercials: Chapa is tough and well sometimes those who seem the toughest are the ones who are the most sensitive. I CANNOT BELIEVE SAGE IS CHAPA'S MOM'S FAVORITE CHILD! Chapa was all like 'What?!' HOW COULD CHAPA'S MOM SAY THAT! Chapa is a sweet little girl! AND I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT CHAPA'S MOM KILLED UNCLE HAMBONE! HOW COULD CHAPA'S MOM DO THAT TO SAGE?! DOES CHAPA'S MOM KNOW HOW MUCH PAIN SHE PUT SAGE THROUGH?! WHAT KIND OF MOTHER IS SHE?! See that's another thing Bose and Chapa have in common! They both have TERRIBLE moms! But what I've heard, Chapa's mom makes a pretty mean jelly cake. I wanna eat it and see what all the fuss is about! I FINALLY found out Mika's middle name! Eurka, eh? They FINALLY mentioned Bose's dad! From what they said about him I think Bose's dad and Bose's mom divorced. Though one thing is confusing: If Bose's mom liked it when Bose's stepdad drank brightly colored sodas, WHY did she make Bose's stepdad quick drinking them in Minyak Attack? That makes no sense! And it's too bad that S.W.A.G. doesn't exist anymore. Oh well! Welp! That's all! Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!