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Dude, Where's My Man Buggy? Review By Yours Truly!

Heyo! The author is in the house yo! What what! You guys:"Author, don't." Sorry. Anyway, let's get started on my review on tonight's brand new Danger Force episode Dude, Where's My Man Buggy?

Okay, my babies, Bose, Chapa, Miles, and Mika went on a ride in that Swag wagon! You guys:"Author, don't." Sorry. Anyway, do you guys watch the Thundermans and watched that episode Thunder Van? Don't you think that plot of that episode is similar to this one? Both involve 4 kids taking a vehicle to go on a joyride. Both involve them hanging out in the vehicle in the end. Both involve them being stolen by a villain. Well, in The Thundermans it wasn't. Both involve a movie. Both take place late at night. Both involve one of them telling the other to give them the keys. Both are forbidden to go for a joyride in the vehicle, but do so anyway. Both receive no punishment in the end for disobeying their orders. It's also smilar to Restaurant Crashers because they both involve the kids desire into a car and both also involve them running far away i.e. Argentina and Cuba. Anyway, @skase_lover, HA! Chapa zapped Miles! There goes one of your reasons why Chiles is going to happen! When my sister saw that in the promo, she said, 'Oooh that's gotta hurt.' I also HATE that part and the part after she zapped him and Bose saying no when Chapa asked 'Anyone else have back problems?' because it's a Chiles moment. Hey! Do you guys watch the Thundermans and saw the episode Max To The Future? Well the part where Phoebe says 'Max, I have good news, the school was horribly vandalized last night!' Max makes a face. Phoebe:"Well, technically that's bad news. But the good news about the bad news is that your gadget works!" That part's similar to what I feel about Chapa zapping Miles! Anyway, I HATED the part where Mika said to Bose 'Good job bud' and patted his back! WHY COULDN'T THAT HAVE BEEN CHAPA?!? WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! And I HATED that Mika and Bose were standing next to each other and I HATED that Miles and Chapa were standing next to each other and I HATED that in The Man Buggy when they were driving to Club Soda and at the end, Miles was sitting next to Chapa and Mika was sitting next to Bose! I WISH Chapa was sitting next to Bose, Mika was sitting behind Chapa, and Miles was sitting next to Mika and behind Bose! Whatever! At least Chapa is sitting behind Bose, that's good. And I think maybe the reason why they were sitting in that order is because of their age because I think Bose is the oldest member of Danger Force, Mika is the second oldest member of Danger Force, Miles is the second youngest member of Danger Force, and Chapa is the youngest member of Danger Force which makes her the baby of Danger Force, which makes cuteness her other superpower. Chapa looked SO CUTE in sunglasses! Awwwwwwwwwww! I LOVED that they mentioned vanilla wafers because I LOVE that cookie. I LOVED the smudge fiasco because it was funny because I giggled about it during commercial break. I LOVED that Bose and Chapa were standing next to each other, and I LOVED the part where they went Ray and Miles in unison:"Let's go see some beif!" They teleport away. Mika:"Okay so how do we find this buggy?" Schwoz:"The Man Buggy is a very sensitive and high tech piece of equipment." Mika:"Uh-huh." Schwoz:"It's called a phone. If we call it, we might be able to find the Man Buggy and trace it's location." Bose:"I love it!" Chapa:"Or, better idea. I'm gonna do what Captain Man would. I would head back down to Club Soda, find a couple of witnesses, zap a couple butts until I find my Man Buggy." Bose:"I love it!" Awwwwwwwwwww! He agrees with Chapa! Chapa:"Oh that's great 'cause you're coming with."Awwwwwwwwwww! She enjoys Bose's company because she said to Bose that he's coming with. Bose:(As he pumps his fist)"Yeah!" Awwwwwwwwwww! He enjoys Chapa's company because after Chapa said to Bose that he's coming with Bose said 'Yeah' while pumping his fist. Bose must be all like 'I'm winning!' I thought to myself. Mika:"Uh, so, wait, you guys are just leaving?" Chapa:"Uh, we're gonna go do something. It's called being proactive." Bose:"I love it!" Awwwwwwwwwww! Bose agrees with Chapa! As Bose says this Chapa grabs Bose! Awwwwwwwwwww! Mika:"So how long until this phone processor is set up?" Schwoz:"It will be done in one down the tube." Bose and Chapa in unison:"Down the tube!"Awwwwwwwwwww! I LOVED that part because it was clever and it was a Chose moment! Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! And they went to Club Soda together! You know, it was kinda like they were on a date! Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! *Squeal* *Fangirling* I mean, hashtag, am I right? You guys:"Author, don't." I'm sorry. I LOVED the part where Bose stated that he loved Chapa's plan to find the Man Buggy. I LOVED the part where Bose also stated that he loved her plan of being proactive. I LOVED the part where Bose was happy when she said he was coming with her. Anyway, I wasn't very fond of the idea of Chapa going to a club with a boy at this hour. I think I could accept him. Nevertheless, no one will ever be good enough for my baby girl i.e. Chapa. But no matter how old Chapa is, she is always going to be my baby girl. My little girl will always be my little girl. But Chapa's not going to be my baby girl forever. Chapa is not a baby anymore. She's growing up. Heck, she's the protector of Swellview! If something went wrong, she'd call herself! Oh wait, she can't. She dosen't have a phone. Anyway if I was there it'd be all like after Bose says 'I love it!' While Chapa grabs Bose, Me:"Whoa whoa WHOA! You are NOT going to a club with a boy at THIS hour! Lula Elena Chapa Da Silva, come back here!" Chapa gasps. Chapa:"Did you just use my full name at me?" Me:"I will use the names ya momma gave ya Lula!" I hold out my arms, indicating for Chapa to come here. But Chapa just scoffs and rolls her eyes at me being an overprotective mama bear defending her cub from the dark forces of the world and Chapa and Bose go to the tube. Mika:"So I long until this phone processor is set up?" Schwoz:"It will be down in one down the tube!" Chapa and Bose in unison:"Down the tube!" Chapa and Bose go down the tube. Me:"So...the lovebirds have left the nest." Anyway, I LOVED the Skinny Jimmy Jerky factory part because Skinny Jimmy Jerky is fun to say! I LOVED the part where they went 'I'm Captain Man! You're Captain Man! We're Captain Man!' Jeff on the phone:"Hey, you reached the Jeff buggy! I'm to busy doing cool stuff in my car to answer! Leave a message!" Mika:"Hey Jeff, Shoutout again. I noticed you haven't returned my other 15 voicemails no biggie I'll just--" Mika gets cut off by the tube alert, Chapa and Bose come up the tube and walk down the tube steps.  Me:"Oh good. The lovebirds are flying back to the nest. Oh my precious girl." I rush up the steps to the tube and hug Chapa. I then examine Chapa for any injuries. Me:"Are you alright? Are you hurt? Are you broken? Did Bose hurt you?" I say that last part while giving Bose a death glare. Said boy put his hands up in defense. Me:"I hope you kept your hands to yourself, mister." Anyway I    Chapa looked SO CUTE in sunglasses! Awwwwwwwwwww! And I LOVED that they mentioned Vanilla wafers because I LOVE that cookie! And I LOVED the part where Bose said 'Fasten your seatbelts!' The Toddler:"No!" Jeff:"Seatbelts are for losers!" Even though Dora the Explorer says 'Seatbelts!(Click!)So we can be safe!' And in Garfield, Jon said 'Garfield, see that seatbelt? We're not going anywhere until you use it, got it?' Garfield:"Got it. Let's hit the road." Garfield:"Hey kids. Don't forget to buckle your seatbelt when you get in the car. And once you've mastered that, don't forget to UNbuckle it." And I LOVED the part where one of the Officers said 'Which one of them is the real Captain Man?' Ray:"Only one of us is wearing pants!" he's got a point because do you watch The Thundermans and watched the episode Crime After Crime they said Max:"Hey, what horror movie is this?" Phoebe:"You caused this Max. Because of you that photo ended up on the neighberhood community blog. Now Wong is Crime Punchers Captains, and dad's humiliated and for some reason he can't wear pants." Max:"What have I done? This is the most embarrassing thing I've ever seen! Hit record Phoebe." Barb:"Hank, we're outside. You couldn't put your pants on?" Hank:"The neighbers have already seen my shame." Phoebe:"Good! You're all here." Barb:"Max. What are you doing outside? You're supposed to be grounded." Max:"And grown men are supposed to wear pants." Hank:"Pants are for Captains." So yeah, that basically sums up Ray's point because pants are for Captains and one of the officers said 'Which one of you is the real Captain Man?' Ray:"Only one of us is wearing pants. Anyway, I was thinking what Chapa was thinking and that was a clever, smart, and intelligent way to solve the problem! Good girl! And I LOVED the part where Mika got cut off by her sentence about that Ray won't be mad by rumbling and Ray yelling 'Where's my Man Buggy!' And Ray IS mad! Because that's funny! But the downside to that was my babies were scared! And I LOVED the part where Miles said 'Good luck you guys I'm going to Cuba.' The reason why I think that's funny is because Cuba is far away far from here off the coast of Flordia. And I LOVED the smudge fiasco because it was funny because I was giggling about it during commercial break. And I LOVED the part where Ray said 'Sorry' and 'Wrong' to the Danger Force kids. And I LOVED the part where Ray heavily cried during the movie. Awwwwwwwwwww! I just think Ray is misunderstood, and it's possible that we don't know his whole story! A great thinker once said, 'Be kind. For everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.' Chapa:"Why are you talking like a book?" Sorry sweetie! Anyway, I'm disappointed in Bose, Chapa, Miles, and Mika because they borrowed The Man Buggy without telling Ray, though Schwoz talked them into it, then lied to Ray about it, though lying is a very important part of being a superhero, you HAVE to learn to protect your secret identity, and were agreeing to go to a villain, Arson Boy's, after party which is dangerous and not to mention it's late at night. Well, they're not going to be my babies forever. They're not little kids anymore. They're growing up into rebellious teenagers. They're teenagers. They're supposed to do reckless things. JK! And teenagers are a rather complex age group that requires patience and understanding from the parent to properly develop. Kids huh? Yeah they keep you on your toes. Kids will be kids. What are you gonna do? Kids these days, huh? Anyway, like I said, I'm very disappointed in Bose, Chapa, Miles, and Mika. Bose, Chapa, Miles, and Mika give me the cutest puppy dog eyes ever! Awwwwwwww! I can't stay mad at you guys! Sing with me! (Singing) 100 cartons of milk on the wall! 100 cartons of milk! Take one down, open the spout, drinkity drink till the milk runs out! (Speaking) Here, I'll turn the volume up! *I do so* (Singing) 99 cartons of milk on the wall! 99 cartons of milk! Take one down, open the spout, drinkity drink till the milk runs out! Welp! It's past my bedtime! The Author is out! Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!