My random Book!

Tangled Oneshots!

I know! I know! This isn't Danger Force but it's MY random book! So I can write anything I want!

Mother Gothel:"Rapunzel! Let down your hair!"

Rapunzel:"No way! I just washed it! And brushed it!"

Mother Gothel:"Let down your hair or no painting for a week!"

Rapunzel wraps her hair around the hook pully system thingy, lets down her hair and pulls Mother Gothel up.

Rapunzel:"You can't argue with logic."

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Rapunzel's 17th birthday

Mother Gothel is holding a cake

Mother Gothel:(Singing)"Three cheers on your birthday, Rapunzel! Three cheers for you!(Talking)Now you got to blow out the candles and make a wish."

Rapunzel:"I don't need the wish, Mother. Everything I could ever want is right here. In fact, let's sing our own song about the joy of staying indoors.(Singing)I know of a place where you never get harmed. A magical place with magical charms. Indoors! Indoors! Indoors!(Talking)Take it away, Mother!"

Mother Gothel takes it away.

Rapunzel:(Sniffles)"Mother, you have the most beautiful voice."

Mother Gothel:"Aw, thank you flower."

Rapunzel:"You're welcome!"

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Rapunzel:"Guess what Pascal? I've taken up a new hobby! Dust collecting.(puts on a pair of glasses and a tiny net and waves it in the air)I think I caught one!"

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If Rapunzel DID show Mother Gothel Flynn in Rapunzel's closet.

Mother Gothel:"Rapunzel!"

Rapunzel:"Oh!"

Rapunzel hides the satchel and tiara in a pot.

Mothel Gothel:"Let down your hair!"

Rapunzel:"Uh, one moment Mother!"

Rapunzel wraps her hair around the hook pully system thingy and lets down her hair.

Mother Gothel:"I have a big surprise!"

Rapunzel:(Pulling Mother Gothel up:"Uh, I do too!"

Rapunzel shifts her eyes to her closet with Flynn in it.

Mother Gothel:"Oh, I bet my surprise is bigger!"

Rapunzel:(Shifting her eyes back to her closet with Flynn in it)(Softly)"I seriously doubt it."

LOL! Rapunzel is right! Rapunzel's surprise is WAY bigger than Mother Gothel's surprise.

Mother Gothel:"I brought back parsnips!(gets into the tower)I'm going to make hazelnut soup for dinner! Your favorite! Surprise!"

Rapunzel:"Now for MY surprise."

Rapunzel moves the chair away from her closet, hides behind the chair with her frying pan at the ready and takes a deep breath.

Rapunzel:"Okay."

Rapunzel uses her hair to open her closet's doors.

Flynn falls out of the closet.

Mother Gothel and Rapunzel both gasp in unison.

Flynn slides down on the floor.

Mother Gothel points at Flynn.

Mother Gothel:"Is he alive?"

Rapunzel:"Hard to say."

Rapunzel walks toward Flynn.

Mother Gothel puts an arm out.

Mother Gothel:"Careful Rapunzel! This guy could be dangerous."

Rapunzel:"Dangerous?! His teeth aren't pointy nor sharp!"

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Mother Gothel:"Enough with the lights Rapunzel! You are not leaving this tower! EVER!"

Rapunzel:"Mother, sooner or later, I'm gonna have to go outside!"

Mother Gothel:"Listen, I've told you, you're never leaving this tower."

Rapunzel:"Never ever?"

Mother Gothel:"Never ever ever!"

Rapunzel:"Never ever ever ever ever for never ever?!"

Mother Gothel:"Never ever never never ever ever never!!"

Rapunzel:"Never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever?!"

Mother Gothel:(sighs exasperatedly)"Never ever..."

Mother Gothel and Rapunzel:"Never never never never ever never ever never..."

Mother Gothel:"Alright, Rapunzel, that is enough!"

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When Rapunzel is about to leave her tower.

Rapunzel:(looks behind)"Well, here I go. From the safety of my home, to the outside world.(Gulps and goes down the tower on her hair. When her feet touch the grass)I'm taking my(walks slowly)first step.(continues walking)So far, so good. I think I can do this!(the wind blows a large leaf onto her face; Rapunzel screams)Oh, dear god, get off of me, get off of me! Pascal! Help me, help me!"

Flynn rolls his eyes and Rapunzel removes the leaf off her face.

Rapunzel:"I'm still alive! I did it! I made it outside! Nothing can stop me now!"

A grizzly bear pops out of nowhere and roars.

Rapunzel:(Scared)"Is it too late to go back inside again?"

The grizzly bear corners Rapunzel at a dead end.

Rapunzel:(Scared)"It's too late."

The grizzly bear roars.

Since Pascal is a chameleon, he doesn't know how to deal with a grizzly bear. Pascal gives Flynn a 'Do something, dude!' look. Flynn cups his hands over his mouth and calls out to Rapunzel.

Flynn:"Blondie! Just play dead! Than he won't bother you!"

Rapunzel:"Right!"

Rapunzel lies down on the ground, closes her eyes, sticks her tongue out, sticks her arms and legs up in the air, and makes a 'Thbbt' sound. The grizzly bear growls, sniffs Rapunzel, huffs, and walks away.