My random Book!

The Chose Queen Has Something To Say!

Da da da da da da da daaaaaaaaaaaaa! A red carpet is rolled out for me and one of you guys throw pink flower petals on the ground for me and I come into the room walking on the red carpet wearing my royal robe cape, my big, heavy, royal crown with red jewels and blue jewels the Chose colors, and carrying my golden scepter with red jewels and blue jewels the Chose colors, with which I rule! I sit upon my royal throne and tap my scepter on the ground.

Me:"Hear ye, hear ye! The Chose Queen has something to say!"

You Guys:"Yes, my queen! What is it, my queen?"

Me:"I HATE the people and Bennie that stupid dog with a hat who were SUPER MEAN to Chapa and treated her like a servant like Cinderella at Club Soda, the girls at Club Soda that Bose (And Miles but that dosen't count because I DON'T SHIP CHILES)Were flirting with and hitting on, Bose's 1,000 dates, Lilith, Glerp, Creston, and Chase!! I just HATE them! I HATE them SO much! I HATE their guts! Actually, 'HATE' is an understatement! I am SO sick of them! They have everything handed to them on a silver platter and they don't deserve ANY of it! Not one bit! Not one! None! Zip! Zilch! Zulch! Nada! I HATE their ugly, stupid faces! They're idiots! They're buffoons! Morons! They're the dumbest of the dumb! The stupidest of the stupid! They're dummies, dweebs, and doo-doo dunderheads! They're little baby doody heads! I want them to be tired, their eyes to be red, suddenly, they start to itch everywhere! They lose track of time, and start howling, howling like wild beasts! I want them to lose their singing voice forever, and than, their heads blow off! Just like that! They just explode! I want them to turn into toads! I want their skin to turn purple, like, forever! Oh, wait a minute, Glerp's ugly, stupid skin is already purple. Well, it's still hideous! I want their hair to fall out! I want them to have terrible gas! When I see them, I just want to punch them! PUNCH! PUNCH! PUNCH! I...I...just want to bite their heads off and chew their faces like gum! CHEW! CHEW! CHEW! I want to pick them up and throw them all into active volcanos! I want to write them nasty letters that will hurt their feelings! I...want to...I want to put them in barrels and send them over waterfalls! I want to skin them alive and drench them in boiling oil! I want to boil them in hot oil and rip out their--You know what I should do with them is get a bunch of battery acid and some steak knives--I know how I can get rid of them! I get a chainsaw, and a ceiling fan, and a--I find out who they love the most, and then in the middle of the night, I--I wanna kill them! I wish they are DEAD! I hope I NEVER EVER have to see their UGLY, STUPID FACES EVER AGAIN! EVER! You Guys:"Never ever?" Me:"Never ever ever." You Guys:"Never ever ever ever ever for never ever?!" Me:"Never ever never never ever ever ever never!!" You guys:"Never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever?!" Me:(Sighs exasperatedly)"Never ever..." You guys and me:"Never never never never ever never ever never..." Me:"Alright, guys, that is enough!(I tap my scepter on the ground aggressively)Guards, would you mind showing these guys to the door?" One of the Guards:"Yes, your majesty." The guard walks to the throne room door and opens it. And you guys leave. One of you guys:"Thank you, guard." The guard nods and one of you guys close the door. Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!