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Author's Name Incorrect Quotes!

After watching Unmasked

You Guys:"Author's Name, what makes you mad?"

Me:"Dark chocolate?"

You Guys:"Come on!"

Me:"Miles gave flowers to Chapa and called her 'Mi'lady' and they said that Bose and Mika kissed!"

You Guys:"And how does that make you feel?"

Me:"Not good."

You Guys:"More honest!"

Me:"SUPER not good!"

You Guys:"You're getting close now sista! Crack that pain bone open and suck out the marrow! What. Do. You. Feel?!"

Me:"I feel very afraid of Chose not happening. And Bomika and Chiles will happen INSTEAD!"

I scream.

I kick and wrestle and throw a chair.

You Guys:"Oh she's hurting--she really hates chairs. Yo she's really f-ing out that chair! What is her problem brah?"

I throw a chair and a person runs away and the chair hits that person, knocking him down. I ball my fists and growl.

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When The Catchy Song from The Lego Movie 2:The second Part is playing.

I'm fricking dancing and doing the floss.

Me:"Don't worry. This song has, like, zero effect on me."

You Guys:"You're dancing."

Me:"Uh,(I cover my face with my arm)Don't look at me!"

Me:"This song is stuck in my head, and my head loves it!"

I'm doing the worm.

Me:"I feel so good right now! I could sing this song for hours!"

A half The Lego Movie and half Spongebob title card shows up with the words '5 hours later.' 

French Narrator:"5 hours later..."

You Guys:"No. No. There's no way."

I'm still singing it. Fricking dancing with Danger Force. Bose and Chapa are on one side and Miles and Mika are on one side. I'm in the middle. We have our arms around each other and kicking our legs in the air and walking and singing and have glitter on our bodies. I'm dressed in pink, sparkly duds, Bose is dressed in blue sparkly duds, Chapa is dressed in red, sparkly duds, Miles is dressed in yellow, sparkly duds, and Mika is dressed in gray, sparkly duds. I have heart shaped sunglasses with pink rims, Bose has star shaped sunglasses with blue rims, Chapa has heart shaped sunglasses with red rims, Miles has star shaped sunglasses with yellow rims, and Mika has heart shaped sunglasses with gray rims.

You Guys:"Oh god!"

Me:"Come on you guys! Don't be grumpledumpusses! Join the party! Sing along! It's fun!"

Bose:"Glitter is like stars on your body!"

Chapa:"This song is stuck in my head, and my head loves it!"

Miles:"Join the party!"

Mika:"Don't be grumpledumpusses!"

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Whenever I see a Bomika or Chiles scene.

Me:"You've gotta be kidding me. This is the most disturbing thing I've ever seen!"

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Me:"If anybody has pink parts I need them, okay? I only work in pink. And sometimes, very, very light purple."

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Me:"Great. I think I got it. But just in case...Tell me the whole thing again, I wasn't listening."

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Me:"I'm just gonna come right out. I have no idea what's going on. At all."

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You Guys:"Are you ready, Author's Name?"

Me:"Yes I am...I think."

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I'm dressed in my Chose Queen outfit. Which is a pink, purple, red, and blue robe with pink, purple, red, and blue heart shaped jewels and a golden crown with pink, purple, red, and blue heart shaped jewels and holding my golden sceptor with which I rule! The golden sceptor has pink, purple, red, and blue heart shaped jewels. I'm covered in glitter as well. I'm on TV giving my morning Thanksgiving speech.

Me As The Chose Queen:(Giving my royal wave)"Hi, I'm The Chose Queen Author's Name. Queen of the ship Chose(A poster unravels showing a picture of Bose and Chapa)and the world!"

A poster unravels showing a picture of the Earth.

Me As The Chose Queen:"Let's take extra care to ship Chose(Whispers)or you'll be put to sleep(regular voice)And don't forget Taco Tuesday's coming next week! That's the day every person who ships Chose gets a free taco and my love! Have a great day everybody and Happy Thanksgiving!"

You Guys:"Happy Thanksgiving to you too and you have a great day too The Chose Queen Author's Name! Man! She's such a cool girl! I always wanna read more of--Wait, did she say put to sleep?"

TV Announcer:"And now back to The Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade!"

The Catchy Song from The Lego Movie 2:The Second Part is playing. I am sitting on my Chose float giving my royal wave as a giant balloon of Chapa and Bose is floating above me.

You Guys:(Pointing to the TV)Look! She has a Chose float and balloon!"

You guys squeal and fangirl/fanboy.

You Guys:"What was I just thinking? I don't care."

They show some Danger Force balloons, The Lego Movie balloons, Frozen balloons, and Spongebob balloons. One of the Frozen balloons was an Olaf balloon. 

A Person Dressed As Anna:(Singing)"For the first time in forever we're having The Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade! It's the first Parade in forever!"

A Person Dressed As Elsa:(Singing)"Since the pandemic!"