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Tangled Quotes For Danger Force Oneshots!

Hey guys! Here are some Disney Tangled quotes for Danger Force oneshots! Enjoy! I hope you enjoy! I hope you like it! I hope you love it!

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Me whenever I see Miles X Chapa, Mika X Bose, Glerp X Bose, Lilith X Bose, and Bose's 1,000 dates X Bose.

Me:"The world is dark, and selfish, and cruel. If it finds even the tiniest bit of sunlight, it destroys it. They want me to be the bad guy? Fine. Now I'm the bad guy. Enough with the god dang Miles X Chapa and Mika X Bose crap in episodes and in fanfiction! I am not shipping Chiles nor Bomika! EVER!"

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Chapa:"I'm gonna go get a little donkey."

('Little Donkey' means 'Burrito' in spanish')

Bose knew what Chapa meant.

Bose:"Go. Live your dream."

Chapa:"I will."

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Bose gives Chapa a kiss on the cheek.

Me and Chapa in unison:"Whoo-hoo! Best! Day! EVER!"

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Ray Goes Cray

Ray:(To Chapa)"What's your deal? Why are you so scary?"

Chapa:"Oh great, now I'm the bad guy."

Chapa tilts her head to the side, puts her fingers on her face and closes her eyes while Bose gives Chapa a sympathetic look.

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Bose and Chapa are talking a walk through Swellview Park. Suddenly there's a rustling in the bushes! Bose, scared, clings onto Chapa who struggles not to blush.

Bose:(Gasps)"Is it ruffians? Thugs? Have they come for us?"

A harmless, adorable, cute little bunny hops out of the bushes.

Chapa:(Sarcastically)"Stay calm, it can probably smell fear."

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Bose and Chapa meet for the first time alone when they are 12.

Chapa:"Who are you?"

Bose:"I know not who you are but may I just say...(puts on his best 'Handsome' face and flirtatiously smiles)(flirtatious tone)Hi."(Wiggles his eyebrows flirtatiously)

Chapa looks confused.

Bose:(Flirtatious tone)"How ya doing?(Chapa in her head:"How am I doing?")The name's Bose O'brian."

Chapa continues to look confused and shifts her eyes to the left as she arches an eyebrow as Bose continues to flirt with her.

Bose:(Flirtatious tone)"How's your day going? Huh?"

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Bose has hidden Chapa's phone to tease her.

Chapa:"Where is my phone?!"

Bose:(Teasing tone)"I've hidden it. Somewhere you'll never find it."

Chapa looks around for a few seconds than she points to a pot.

Chapa:"It's in that pot, isn't it?"

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When the writers are writing the script for Unmasked.

Writer #1:"Are you guys SURE we should have Miles give flowers to Chapa and say 'Mi'Lady' and have Mika and Bose lie that they kissed?"

Writer #2:"Sure we're sure! We LOVE to torture the Chose fans, Chapa, and Bose!"

Writer #1:"But do the Chose fans, Chapa, and Bose deserve it? No. Would this break their hearts and crush their souls? Of course!"

Writer #2:"Break their hearts?"

Writer #1:(Picks a grape from the fruit bowl)"In half."

Writer #2:"Crush their souls?"

Writer #1:(Squishes the grape between his fingers)"Like grapes."

Writer #2:"They would be heartbroken. You're right!"

Writer #1:"I am, aren't I?(Puts his hand on his heart as he closes his eyes)Oh bother.(Sighs as he opens his eyes and removes his hand from his heart)All right, I can't believe I'm saying this but I'm scrapping those parts."

Writer #2:"What?!"

Writer #1:"That's right. But don't thank me."

Writer #1 grabs the papers with the Chiles and Bomika crap on them.

Writer #1:"Let's just put these papers in the paper shredder and write some new parts!(walks to the paper shredder with the papers in his hands while Writer #2 follows him)With some Chose! The Chose fans and Chapa and Bose will be happy and voila! The Chose fans won't sue us."

Writer #1 is about to put the papers in the paper shredder but Writer #2 stops him by hitting Writer #1 in the arm. Writer #1 rubs his arm as Writer #2 begins to speak.

Writer #2:"No! We are torturing the Chose fans, Chapa, and Bose!"

Writer #1 stops rubbing his arm as he begins to speak.

Writer #1:"Oh come on! What's it gonna take to write some Chose in the god dang script?!"

Writer #2 whips out a frying pan and points it threatenly at Writer #1.

Writer #2:"I will use this."

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Bose and Chapa are patrolling the town.

Bose and Chapa are on a rooftop scanning the town for crime.

Bose/Brainstorm:"Wow. I could get used to a view like this."

Chapa/Volt:"Brainstorm! Focus!"

Bose/Brainstorm:"Hold on...Yep. I'm used to it."