Insults For Glerp

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Hey guys! Since I despise Glerp and HATE her guts, I have got some insults for Glerp!

Hey Glerp! Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born pretty, what happened to you?!

Hey Glerp, what died on your neck? Oh, it's your head!

Glerp says something.

Oh I'm sorry, I didn't get that. I don't speak goober!

I was going to ask Glerp how old she was, but than I remembered, she can't count that high!

Glerp says something.

Get a load of Glerp, folks! She must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen!

Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!


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