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I STILL Can't Believe That Bose Is The Boy Who Stole Chapa's Phone!

Hey guys! I am STILL shocked and I STILL can't believe that all this time Bose is the boy who stole Chapa's phone! I mean I can believe because I saw it with my own eyes but still...Oh...My...God! That rotten little mutt! That theivin' bilge rat! I knew it! I knew it was him! Aha! I knew it was him! I slam the table. I knew it! I knew it! I knew it! I knew Bose was the boy who stole Chapa's phone! I knew it! You Guys:"Yeah, but did you know it?" Me:"I did. Heh heh. I knew it. I knew it, I knew it, I knew it! Way to go Bose!" Bose:"But I-" I angrily cut Bose off. Me:(Angrily in an overprotective tone)"You're not allowed to ask Chapa out! You can count on that!" Bose:"No!" Me:"Heh heh. I knew it. I knew it, I knew it, I knew it! Way to go O'brian!" Bose:"But I-" I angrily cut Bose off. Me:(Angrily in an overprotective tone)"You're not allowed to ask Chapa out! You can count on that!" Bose:"No!" Me:"Heh heh. I knew it. I knew it, I knew it, I knew it! Way to go Bose O'brian!" Bose:"But I-" I angrily cut Bose off. Me:(Angrily in an overprotective tone)"You're not allowed to ask Chapa out! You can count on that!" Bose:"No!" Me:"All this time you had Chapa's phone?!" Bose:"Huh?" Me:"Here Chapa was, cut off from the rest of the world! And her own best friend sleeping just a few feet away does nothing?!" Bose:"Are you finished?" Me:"All this time Bose had Chapa's phone?!" Person who doesn't watch Danger Force if there even IS such a person:"Huh?" Me:"Here Chapa was, cut off from the rest of the world! And her own best friend sleeping just a few feet away does nothing?!" Person who doesn't watch Danger Force if there even IS such a person:"Are you finished?" So! Bose thought he could hide his crimes. But we hear-ed what he's done. Person who doesn't watch Danger Force if there even IS such a person:"If I cared, I'd ask what this is about." Me:"Well, I'm glad you asked, because this is about Bose stealing Chapa's phone!" I startle Bose, who screams. Me:"Gotcha! You thought you could hide your crimes. But we hear-ed what you've done." Me and my sister have Bose cornered against a wall, with a light above him. Me:"Why'd you do it, Bose?!" Bose is frightened. He says something. Me:"You've told us that story 100 times now, Bose. Unfortunately my partner(I gesture to my sister)and I don't want to hear stories, we want to hear the truth.(I slap my forehead)Look, we know you stole Chapa's phone and it's obvious how you did it!" Me:"Aha! I knew it was you!" Bose:"What was me?" Me:"Oh, come on, Bose, don't play dumb. You know you stole Chapa's phone!" Bose:"Pssh! Is this a joke?" Me:"Why don't you tell me.(I slam my fist on the table)Is it?!" Bose:"Uh, no." My sister:(Laughs)"Good one!" She continues to laugh and than she stops laughing. Me:"All right, no more jokes! Either you confess you stole Chapa's phone, or we'll be forced to use other means of making you talk!" My sister holds up a pair of clackers, then bangs them together. Me:"You can't put a price on Chapa's first phone! And I can't forgive that thievin' bilge rat Bose for stealin' it!" Chapa:(Finally snaps in extreme rage, grabbing me by the throat and holding me up in the air)"Listen, you autistic four eyes, it was an accident that Bose stole my phone!(shakes me violently with wide open blood shot eyes, screaming)And he already apologized for stealing it and I forgive him and we're good now so you can stop with your stupid overprotectiveness crap!" Bose suddenly appears and hugs Chapa. Chapa suddenly calms down. I angrily growl at Bose and slap his hands away. Me:"Get your flithy, dirty, thievin' hands off of my gullible, naive, innocent, sweet, precious little girl!" Chapa becomes even more angry. Chapa:(Angry)"I'm not so little anymore!" Me:"Yes you are!" I push Bose away from Chapa. Me:"And you better stay away from my little girl if you know what's good for ya! Capesh? Are we clear?" Bose gulps. Scared. He then nervously salutes. Bose:(Frightened)"Yes ma'am." Me:"Good!" This turns out to be the last straw. Outside, it is day. Swellview Academy For The Gifted jumps into the air before the side is smashed out as a furious Chapa holding me runs outside and towards the lake in total fury. She then throws me into the lake, makes that cleaning gesture with her hands and walks away. I surface gasping for breath. Somehow, my glasses are still on. I spit water out. I go out of the lake and dump the water out of my shoes. I turn to you guys and smile. Me:"#Chose! Keep calm and ship Chose! And don't sniff the fruit salad! Well! T-t-t-that's all folks! Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"