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Danger Force Oneshots!

Minyak Attack

Danger Force is watching The Lego Movie.

Dr.Minyak:"This whole thing is all in the imagination of a child."

Mika:"I hate you!"

Danger Force complains.

Ray throws popcorn at Dr.Minyak.

Ray:"I've waited my whole life to see that movie!"

End of flashback.

Miles:"Ruining The Lego Movie was Dr.Minyak's most heinus(of famous I can't frickin' remember)crime."

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Power Problems Part 2

Before Ray shows the fabulous foursome the video-ro. 

Miles:"Are we watching The Lego Movie?"

Bose:"Oh my gosh I LOVE The Lego Movie!"

Chapa:"Me too!"

Mika:"Me three!"

Ray:"Wha-? The Lego Movie? That's a boy movie!"

Chapa and Mika:"It can be for girls too!"

Chapa and Mika look at us breakin' the frickin' fourth wall.

Bose:"The double decker couch is the best!"

Chapa:"Oh yeah it is!"

Mika:"Yeah it's got cup holders!"

Miles:"And seats flip up with coolers underneath."

Ray:"Wait, hold on. A double decker couch?"

Bose:"Yes sir."

Ray:"Really? So it's like a bunk bed couch? Is that what it's like? That's weird."

Bose:"That's cool!"

Chapa:"Why is everyone judging it?"

Bose:"Yeah right?"

Ray:"If you're sitting in the top middle how are you gonna get down without climbing over someone? If you're sitting on the bottom, and you're watching tv, are you gonna have to watch through a bunch of dangling legs? Who's gonna wanna sit on the bottom? That is literally the most useless idea I have ever heard!"

Miles:"How dare you?!"

Bose:"I want a double decker couch!"

Chapa:"Me too!"

Mika:"Me three!"

Chapa:"Guys, the wizard, Vitruvius, reminds me of Ray. Old..."

Ray:"Hey!"

Chapa:"But experienced."

Ray:"Thanks!"

Chapa:"The main protagonist, Emmet, is hilarious."

Bose:"Oh yeah he is."

Chapa:"Emmet reminds me of Bose. Pure, sweet, innocent, and kind."

Ray, Mika, and Miles:"Awwwww!"

Bose blushes.

Bose:"Wyldstyle reminds me of Chapa. Badass, tough as nails, sassy, but has a kind and caring heart."

Ray, Mika, and Miles:"Awwwww!"

Suddenly, realization hits the twins like a brick wall.

Mika and Miles:"Wait...A...Minute..."

Mika:(Points to Chapa)"You said Emmet reminds you of Bose..."

Chapa nods.

Chapa:"That's right bestie!"