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Random Oneshots!

Credit to @Wewantthecake's OC!

My sister is 8 and I'm 2

After our Taco Tuesday dinner

My sister is playing with Legos in her room.

My mom enters.

My Mom:"Hey honey? Guess who else gets to play Legos with you?"

My Sister:"Who?"

My Mom:"Your sister."

My Sister:"What?"

In my sister's imagination.

All of my sister's Lego Minifigures are going about their day.

Suddenly, an alien spaceship hovers above them.

Lego Minifigure:"Whaaaaa...?"

A trio of Duplo alien figures descend into the Lego world.

Duplo Alien:(Baby voice)"We are from the planet Duplo, and we are here to destroy you."

Zoom in on my sister's Lego Minifigures.

Lego Minifigure:"Oh...man..."

Another Lego Minifigure butts in.

Lego Minifigure:"You're going to have to get past us!"

Duplo Alien:"No! Tomorrow!"

A Lego Movie time card and Spongebob time card shows the words '3 Years Later...'

French Narrator:"3 years later..."

My sister is 11 and I am 5.

A Lego Minifigure:(In her head)"A lifetime has passed since the horrific events of Taco Tuesday."

A flashback shows my sister's Lego Minifigures running and screaming while a giant Dulpo alien figure is chasing after them while giggling.

Duplo Alien:(Baby voice)"I'm the big guy!"

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The Lego Movie 2:The Second Part

After Emmet's girlfriend and friends get kidnapped by General Sweet Mayhem, Emmet tries to get the master builders to help him rescue his girlfriend and friends, but they refuse to help. Remember that part? What if Emmet had asked 'Unless you're scared?'

Emmet:"Unless you're scared?"

Abe:"No! We're not scared!"

Emmet:"Yeah, I bet you guys are! You're chickens, scaredy cats. You're chicken cats!"

Abe:"We're not chicken!"

Emmet:"Then help me rescue my girlfriend and friends. Chicken cats. (Flaps his arms like a chicken)Buck buck buck!(Puts his hands up like a cat)Meow."

Or, Emmet would have played the 'Swayed by tears' card.

Emmet is sobbing and flops to the ground.

Emmet:"I lost my girlfriend and friends, and I'll never get them back.(Whips his arms and legs against the floor)Never, never, never, never, never!"

Mrs.Scratchen Post:"I've never seen Emmet so broken up."

Emmet is literally in pieces, crying. Get it? Because Legos and Lego Minifigures can be in pieces and be broken up. Get it?

You Guys laugh.

You Guys:"We love the puns!"

The master builders say 'Emmet...' while Emmet continues to cry. Finally, the master builders have had enough.