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If my sister and I played with Legos when we were kids.

My sister is 6 years older then me.

So that means she would be eight, nine, ten, and eleven. and I would be two, three, four, and five. 

She would play with regular Legos and I would play with Lego Duplo.

My sister would have Lego minifigures and her Lego bricks would be pink and my Lego Duplo would be pink because we're both girls. But they would also be green, blue, red, and yellow.

My sister would be like Finn from The Lego Movie and The Lego Movie 2:The Second Part and I would be like Bianca from The Lego Movie and The Lego Movie 2:The Second Part.

Even though my sister and I are really close, I would probably be so destructive with the Legos and the younger siblings are more destructive than the older siblings and little kids are not the best Lego players. I would put my Lego Duplo bricks in my mouth, I would chew on my Lego Duplo bricks, I would throw my Lego Duplo bricks, I would throw my sister's Lego bricks, I would chew on my sister's Lego bricks, I would put my sister's Lego bricks in my mouth, I would swallow my sister's Lego bricks, and my sister would be all like 'I'm gonna need that piece you swallowed by the way' and I would be all like 'That's cool. Just give me a couple hours.' and I would be destroying my sister's Lego sets and my sister would be all like 'She's so adorably destructive!'

My sister is playing with Legos.

My mom:"Hey honey, guess who else gets to play Legos with you?"

My sister:"Who?"

My mom:"Your sister."

My sister:"What?"

In my sister imagination.

My sister's Lego minifigures are going about their day.

Suddenly a sparkly pink alien spaceship in the shape of a flower with pink hearts and pink stars and covered in pink glitter hovers above them.

One Of My Sister's Lego minifigures looks up and sees the spaceship.

Lego Minifigure:"Whaaaaa...?"

The spaceship beams ;the beam is pink; down a trio of my cute adorable Duplo alien figures that have pink, purple, orange, green, blue, red, and yellow bricks and have eyes. The leader has a pink flower. They descend into the Lego world.

Duplo Alien:(Cute adorable toddler baby voice)"We are from the planet Duplon and we are here to destroy you."

Zoom in on my sister's Lego Minifigures.

Lego Minifigure:"Oh...Man..."

A Lego Minifigure takes a hammer and strikes a Duplo alien which makes the pink flower come off. The Lego Minifigure makes a nervous face as the Duplo alien makes sad eyes and lets out a high pitched scream.

Duplo Alien:"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!"

The Lego Minifigures cover their ears while a Lego Minifigure hot dog seller puts weiners in his ears and smiles. The high pitched screaming breaks restaurants and homes and building's glasses.

Lego Minifigure:"Run!!"

My Duplo Aliens would unintentionally attack and destroy the stuff in my sister's Lego World while saying in cute adorable toddler baby voices things 3, 4, and 5 year olds would say. And things I said when I was little.

Duplo Alien:(Cute adorable toddler baby voice)"No! Tomorrow!"

Lego Minifigure:"They're so adorably destructive!"