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Why Do Aliens Torture The Amazing Ones? Continued.

Hey guys! I have a chapter called 'Why Do Aliens Torture The Amazing Ones?' It was published before Alien Zoo so that's why I have a continued chapter for that! But let me show you guys the examples! In Henry Danger Space Rock an alien was on Piper's face so Ray had to shoot it off her face and according to Ray the alien chewed her cheek up a little but she's okay! And Piper was all like 'I am NOT okay!' and Piper's mom was all 'Oh, Piper, don't be a drama queen' and Piper's dad said 'Seriously'. They mentioned it again in Spoiler Alert. In Danger Force an alien girl named Glerp fell in love with Bose and Chapa got jealous and hurt and when Glerp and Bose were gribbling Chapa got jealous and hurt and had a jealous and hurt look on her face and said 'Really Gross' in a jealous tone. AND made Bose, who Chapa like-likes, old and almost DIE! Well, in Alien Zoo, that god dang stupid alien skunkbag returned and gribbled with Bose AGAIN and made Bose old and almost DIE AGAIN! They also went behind the god dang stupid couch and (Throws up in mouth)KISSED!(Throws up)HOW do I know this?! Well Glerp has this weird blue alien mucus on her stupid lips and I think it's alien lipstick but I DON'T KNOW AND I DON'T CARE! After they were done kissing(Throws up again)Bose had Glerp's nasty alien goo crap on his lips! How DARE he does that in front of Chapa!? The nerve of that guy! Bose:"We're just...good friends." Me:"God, you're so oblivious about Chapa's feelings for you! She really likes you Bose! Didn't you see how hurt she was when you dated Glerp?" Bose:"No I haven't." Bose said, he suddenly felt very bad. CAUSE HE SHOULD BE! Bose:"Does she really like me?" Me:"More than just like you! Do you know what she's done after the street fight three weeks ago?" Bose:"No. What did she do?" I smiled. Me:"Well, Chapa was pretty angry at Crank and the Chain Gang for picking on you. So she zapped, electrocuted, fried, and lit up Crank and the Chain Gang as revenge for them being mean to you. She even went too far with the zapping!" Bose:"Oh no." Me:"Yes. She also said that you are the only pure innocent thing left in this dirt hole of a world. She also agreed with Ray when he said that you're the sweetest kid he's ever known! Which means you're the sweetest guy Chapa's ever known! You make her happy, smile, laugh, and giggle, she looks at you a lot, she even didn't hurt you when she found out that you're the boy who stole her cell phone!" Bose:"Accidentally." Me:"Established. But she also forgave you for it! Chapa likes you Bose." #Chose! Viva La Chose! May the Chose be with you! Keep calm and ship Chose! And don't sniff the fruit salad! Well! T-t-t-that's all folks! Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!