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Mother Knows Best

Author's Note: Bose for Bose's mom, Chapa for Chapa's mom, Miles and Mika for Miles and Mika's mom, two for Miles and Mika's mom, and you for Chapa's mom and Bose's mom. After the events of Unmasked.

Danger Force asks their moms to let them back into Danger Force.

The Danger Force's kid's moms singing

You want to go back to fighting crime? Oh, why Bose/Chapa/Miles and Mika...! Look at you/two as fragile as a flower/flowers, still a little baby/babies, just a baby/babies, you're/you two are still a baby/babies! You know why I pulled you/two out of Danger Force.

The Danger Force kids talking

I know but...

The Danger Force's kid's moms cuts their kids off by continuing to sing

That's right, so you/two won't get hurt, dear/dears

Guess I always knew this day was coming

Knew that soon you'd ask me to let you/two back into Danger Force

Soon, but not yet

The Danger Force kids talking

But...

The Danger Force's kid's moms shush their kids by putting a finger to their lips and continuing to sing

Shhh, trust me, pet/pets

Mother knows best

Mother knows best

Listen to your mother

It's a scary world out there

Mother knows best

One way or another

Something will go wrong, I swear!

Ruffians, thugs

Poison ivy

Quicksand

Cannibals and snakes

The plague

Also large bugs

Men with pointy teeth

And stop no more you'll just upset me/us!

Mother's right here

Mother will protect you/two

Darling/darlings here's what I suggest

Skip the drama, stay with mama

Mother knows best

Go ahead, get trampled by a rhino

Go ahead, get mugged and left for dead

Me, I'm just your mother what do I know

I've only bathed and changed and nursed you/two

Go ahead and leave Sage, your father and I/your father and I, we deserve it

Let us die alone here, be my guest/guests

When it's too late

You'll see/you two will see, just wait

Mother knows best

Mother knows best

Take it from your mumsy

What if you/two get hurt fighting crime?

You/two could get bruises, cuts, and scrapes

Please, I don't want you/two to get hurt!

Yeah, I know that crime doesn't rhyme with hurt

So, whatcha gonna do about it, huh?

Sprains and broken bones

Cracked ribs

Lose all your teeth

And hmm, maybe an eyeball

Plus I believe

You might get brain damage by frying pans

I'm just trying to protect you/two 'cause I love you/two

Mother understands

Mother's here to help you

All I have is one request

Bose?/Chapa?/Miles and Mika?

The Danger Force kids

Yes?

The Danger Force's kid's moms

Don't ever ask to let you/two back into Danger Force again

Pause

The Danger Force kids

Yes mom

The Danger Force's kid's moms

I love you/two very much dear/dears

The Danger Force kids

I love you more

The Danger Force's kid's moms

I love you/two most

The Danger Force's kid's moms kiss their kids front cheek

The Danger Force's kids moms

Don't forget it

You'll regret it

Mother knows best