Love Is A Dagger- NATASHA ROMANOFF X READER

Part 29- FLIP THE TABLE, SCREW YOU ALL

You sat down at the table "So science nerds you got anywhere.", "Oh, not too bad about halfway through." says Tony, "Pass me that" Bruce says as Tony hands him a capsule full of green liquid, Bruce adds it to his beaker. "How's it gonna do it?" Bruce asks, "I got plenty in the back, we can prepare all and then do it" Tony replies, What the fuck are they talking about you think, "Fine then, let's do it" Bruce says.

Tony brings out 20 or more beakers from the back and Bruce adds the mixture from his beaker, equally in the smaller ones. They add different stuff to all of the small beakers and mix them, "How do we, you know" Bruce asks, pointing at all the beakers in front of them, "I've got a scanner Bruce, I'm not dumb" Tony says, bringing out a microscope with a tablet attached to it.

They take out all the different liquids and put it on a piece of glass with a dropper, squishing it between another piece of glass. "Nope....... No-ope....... Nooo" Tony says, trying every liquid out, "A12 Bruce" Tony asks, sticking his hand out, Bruce hands him the piece of glass and he checks it under the microscope, "A13" Tony says.

Bruce hands him the piece, Tony looks bored as if he had no hope anymore, "BRUCE!" Tony yells, "Here's A14" Bruce says with a bored face, "NO, THIS IS IT" He yells again, Bruce lets out a small gasp and so do you "WE FOUND IT" Tony shouts and pulls you in a hug, "YOU'RE THE GENIUS" He shouts, you get a simple proud feeling and hope, you could save the whole world.

"We just have to do this with the zombie's blood and we'll have to test it, that's it" Bruce took a deep breath in and You went and got the Zombie's blood from Dr. Cho, "Here" you hand them the 2 vials.

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You looked out at the stars "hey рыжая красотка, that is cassiopeia." you say pointing at the constellation in the sky. "Oh and who might have taught you that."replied Nat with one of her signature side smiles. "Just a little birdie." you say with a laugh. "I love you more than fireflies, sad songs and stars'' she whispers "and I love you more than food, Nick and myself."

You hear the sweet, sugary laugh of Nat and settle into her chest, you feel her arms wrap around your body and you feel safe. "You are gonna save this all." she says, gesturing to the world. "I guess" you say. "Not I guess Mилашка yes I am." she says. You feel your heart soar "I love you рыжая красотка." you say, your voice lacing with emotion. She holds you and you fall asleep in her arms.

"You guys and falling asleep on the roof." you hear Maria say and you open your eyes "hey quite down рыжая красотка is sleeping." you whisper not realising the nickname had slipped out. "Sorry we shall let the baby sleep." Maria jokes sitting down next to you "you seem to have the one you want, how did you get her?" "Maria if Nick wants you, he will show it and I mean I don't know men cause I'm gay but maybe he is just to shy to tell you." you say just as Nat stirs.

"Maria, what are you doing here?" she says. "Asking advice about Nick." you say Nat laughs "from the gay, good choice Maria." "No one else knows Nat." Maria says. "If you ask me, make the move, if he doesn't respond well, he lost a good girl." Nat says simply.

You stare at her "woah". "Okay" Maria says and stands up "also Tony's holding a party tonight." "Ha, maybe he is getting better." you say laughing, and also standing up. "I'm gonna find that angel of a kid peter." you say and run down the stairs of the roof. "Yep, she is gone" you hear Nat say and laugh.

"Hey kid." you say looking at Peter as he plays a video game. "Oh hey Auntie Y/N" he says. "I have noticed, young man, you are quite boring, your music taste is nowhere near inappropriate, you're not even pulling pranks, so I am here to culture you." you say. "Okay?" he replies slowly "first I am going to play you some music we will start with not barely that bad and songs about fucking people because why not" you say.

You pull out your phone and press play on a song he listens then the song gets louder I need this time to decompress From this ketamine, this cocaine This medicine for my growing pain "what's ketamine and cocaine" asks Peter "Oh well ketamine is basically an anesthetic and cocaine is a stimulant" you reply and continue to blast the song he looks at you "now, next level" you say changing the song.

Peter sits listening to the song, his face a mix of shock and confusion. After some more songs you are on the floor crying and laughing. "I know you're not a kid but this is hilarious." you say. "We gotta show Steve, he will lose it." Peter laughs and says "of course let's go"

"Hey uncle Steve, there are auditions for the choir so, Auntie Y/N helped me practice" announces Peter as you stand in the doorway "Oh cool kid, give us a little preview." Steve says you suppress a giggle. "I'm getting ripped tonight RIP that p***y aye" he sings with a dance as Steve watches in shock. "Y/N!! What the hell." you look down in fake embarrassment. 

"Sorry, he can sing 'Let It Go' though." giving Peter the cue he starts "FUCK IT ALL, FUCK IT ALL, DON"T GIVE A SHIT ANYMORE FUCK IT ALL FUCK IT ALL FLIP THE TABLE, SCREW YOU ALL." Steve looks at you "Peter quite." Peter looks down "really Y/N." you nod "you missed the best bit as well Steve." the group that had gathered in the room began to laugh. "Just leave,'' Steve says. 

You and Peter walk out "He just can't appreciate the art, can he?" Peter says, you laugh and remember something, going back to them. "Hey Steve" You peek into the room, "What now?" He asks, sighing, "Wanna hear a joke?" You ask, "Fine, one joke" He says and you grin. "Pussy" you say, "I don't get it" he says, "Exactly" you say before cackling and running away.