Sorry this took so long lol– thanks for your patience. Can't wait to read your comments in the morning!
ALSO hugeeeeeeee thanks to my girl @jessaboss3 for helping me outline all of this sweetness!!
a/n: sun drops is a real thing– it's a natural orange wine that i'm obsessed with :)
Just like i'm obsessed with all of you! Let's get this fucking bread
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It takes everything in me not to squeal out loud. Of course you can come over, you fucking sex pot. I've waited months for this.
Instead, I shift a bit in Ren's lap so I can see him better. "Oh! Sure."
"Yeah?" he asks quietly, looking up into my eyes. He looks fucking dreamy. I nod in response, prickling with anticipation. My skin is hypersensitive– I can feel each hair on my arm stand at attention.
He cranes his head around me, grabbing the attention of everyone around the table. "I trust you all can find your own rides home?"
Rey's eyes light up, and she nods fervently. "As long as you keep your tab open here, that is."
Ren chuckles mirthlessly. "You're all free to drink yourselves under the table." He wraps both hands around my hips, easing me gently off of his lap. I'm buzzing right now– I can barely focus on anyone but him. If he touches me again, I might shatter in to tiny pieces. Ren bends down and grabs my tote off the floor, looping the straps around the crook of his arm and extending his hand to help me up.
I glance slyly toward Rey and Ivy once I'm upright, and they're squeezing each other's arms in excitement. Vicrul's got his head buried in his phone, quickly tapping out text messages, and Ushar is smirking up at us.
"See you all on Monday," Ren announces, still carrying my tote.
I see Vicrul's head shoot up from his phone, and his eyes go wide. "Now where the fuck do you two think you're going? I thought we were getting shitty tonight."
"This one left her keys back at the office," Ren bluffs, subtly sliding his hand across my lower back.
"Yeah, so forgetful..." I add.
Vicrul blinks, then narrows his eyes skeptically. "Totally. Go grab your keys. Just make sure to use a condom when you go grab those keys, alright?"
Ushar sputters out a laugh, slamming his palm on the tabletop. Ren wordlessly spins us toward the exit, adjusting my tote on his arm. "We'll just get shitty without you, then!" Vicrul calls out from behind us.
We rush out the door, and into the unforgiving cold night air. My teeth begin to chatter immediately, the wind permeating easily through my silky top. "I think I actually left my coat in the office, now that I think about it."
"You think? Or you know?"
"I know."
"You won't be needing it tonight, anyway."
He quickly ushers me toward his parked car, opening the passenger door for me. Once the door is shut, I'm comforted by the brief moment of still silence– the unrelenting whipping of the wind, the residual ear-ringing noise from the bar– all is completely muffled.
Another few seconds of cold and noise shoves its way in as Ren swings open the driver's side door, then more silence. I look over and see him knock his head back into the headrest, looking awash with relief. A deep exhale cascades from his lips, and his eyes flutter shut.

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