Alucard: And then I was like, "that's what I said when I met your mother!" And then she was all like, "I don't have a mother!" So I said, "You can thank me later--"
Caleb: --Alucard the blood, the BLOOD! Why the FUCK are you covered in blood!?!
Alucard: Well, if it makes you feel better, it is just my blood... maybe some oil...
I sigh as I rub my forehead to numb the headache that I've gained from this conversation. I quickly do some hand seals and spit a torrent of water at Alucard to clean him up.
Caleb: There, clean. Lets go back now.
I unsummon/de-spawn, whatever terminology you like to use, the clone and gain all of it's memor--JESUS--FUC--
Caleb: Alucard! Why did you shoot Mercury in the leg?!?!
Alucard: Let's be honest, the little bastard was begging for it. Besides, it's fake anyways.
Caleb: Oh my lord, let's just get some sleep.
Alucard: Ugh, fine. But they better have a Denny's somewhere close by. I want Denny's for breakfast.
Caleb: Worry about that after you wake up tomorrow.
Alucard: Alright, DAD!
Caleb: Boy, if you don't--
~Elsewhere
???: Caleb?! But... That's... That's... Why? There's no way he'd do something like that.
???: I have to agree with you there Kakarot. Although he is cocky, he isn't evil.
Goku: And you're sure he'll destroy the earth in the future, Trunks?
Trunks: Yes, although he hasn't appeared in my timeline until recently. Father, Goku... What should I do?
Vegeta: Well firstly, I recommend we actually go to find Caleb.
Goku put's his fingers up to his forehead for a while before he sighs exasperatedly.
Goku: Well, it's not working. He's hiding his energy too well.
Vegeta: Well, our next best bet is the Kaio-shin or Whis. They can both use the powers to search the universe if they need to.
Trunks: The Kaio are alive here?
???: Yes, we are.
Goku, Vegeta, and future Trunks turn their heads to the voice. It was Shin, Elder Kai, Beerus and Whis.
Goku: Oh, hey lord Beerus! Uh... How long have you been there?
Beerus: I've recently come from Hidden Heaven, and it certainly lives up to the name because the cuisine is certainly divine.
Shin: When we were already on our way back when we heard you talking about us.
Beerus: So...
Beerus looks over to future Trunks before straining his gaze over to kid Trunks.
Beerus: Have you idiot's been messing with time?!
Trunks: Uh, who are those two, why can't I feel their ki?
Goku leans in to whisper to Trunks.
Goku: That's this universe's God of Destruction.
Trunk starts to sweat and runs forward before getting on his knees. Beerus smiles at this.
Trunks: Oh god, please don't destroy us! Spare us, please!!
Beerus gains a shocked looked as he realized that Trunks isn't even kneeling to him, but is instead kneeling to Whis.
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Omniverse: Beginnings
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