Chapter 14: Kill la kill (3)

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~Caleb

Caleb: Ah, thank god for World Edit...

I had just hopped back into the Kill la kill universe-- outside Mako's house to be specific. I knocked my signature knock and saw Sukuyo answer the door.

Sukuyo: Why, hello Caleb~ What brought you back this late?~

Weird way of talking, but at least it ain't seductive.

Caleb: Sorry, Mrs. Mankanshoku... Just had to do something important.

Sukuyo: Oh, please. Call me Sukuyo~

Caleb: Oh, um...

Is it seductive...?

Caleb: Alright...

I a soon as I step foot in the door, some dark object tackles me to the floor.

Ryuko: CALEB!!! WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GO?! HOW DID YOU DO THAT?!

Caleb: Um... gear eyes...?

Ryuko: Hm? What's wrong?

I facepalm, and cover my red face slightly with that hand. I mean it's a good view, but I'm a decent human being.

(Y/n): "I'll get you a hotel room, but it's you're job to make that bed rock."

NOT THE TIME FOR REFERENCES OF THAT NATURE!

*snip*

Caleb: You're-- If you didn't notice-- on top of me?

Ryuko: Oh.. O-Oh!

Her face turned bright red as she backed away quickly, but offered me a hand up. I accepted and stood up.

Caleb: ...Blue stripes...?

(Y/n): Oh... no... Caleb... you poor poor thing...

~timeskip

Ryuko: I said I'm sorry...

Caleb: It still hurts you know! It's going to take like-- a million mommy kisses to make it better.

Good on you if you get the reference.

(Author: THE FOURTH WALL! NOT AGAIN! GOD DAMMIT CALEB!)

Ryuko looks down at the floor-- Oh god dammit. Did I just make her sad? Or was it (Y/n) messing with the script again?

(Y/n): *Runs away with a marker in hand*

(Author: *Takes out the hell hounds* Fetch me his soul)

... Yeah, okay... Anyways, I go back over to Ryuko and tap her forehead.

Caleb: Don't look so down gear eyes, let's just call it even.

She touches the spot where I taped her forehead and gained a small blush.

Ryuko: Y-Yeah... I can't say no to you...

Caleb: I don't think you've ever said no to me. But, appreciate the sentiment. Nice PJ's by the way.

Ryuko: Oh, thank's. But isn't that the same shirt you usually wear?

Caleb: What? I don't wear shirts to sleep? What do you mean?

Ryuko: Oh. OH...!

Caleb: Yeah.

I say taking of my shirt.

Caleb: Well good night gear eyes.

I laid down, not catching sleep anytime soon.

~Ryuko

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