Arnold: So that's your story... I can't believe it.
Caleb: You think I do? And they don't want me to use my powers for a few days.
Arnold just grunted. I placed the last few blocks, and the outline of the wall was done.
Caleb: Tsk... Is he still alive?
Arnold: We're keeping an eye on him for now, yes.
Caleb: ... I was hoping to use all this wood for my house, but this will work as well.
~Some time later
Arnold: YOU REMODELED THE ENTIRE VILLAGE!
Caleb: Yeah, and?
Arnold: I-I... I have no words... But I thank you very much for the wall and guard towers.
Caleb: Don't mention it.
Arnold: The blacksmith should have something for you.
Caleb: Then I'll head over there.
After I had arrived at the black smith, I went in, and saw him working with a sword on the grind stone.
Caleb: Excuse me?
Blacksmith: Mm.
Caleb: Can I take whatever's in the chest?
Blacksmith: Mm.
Caleb: Okay, thank you.
I look in the chest and see 4 Obsidian, 2 Diamonds, a some Gold and Iron Ingots, a Golden Apple, a stick, and an Iron Chestplate and Sword.
Caleb: W-Woah... Thanks again, Mr. Blacksmith!
Blacksmith: Mm.
I walk out and towards the Library, and grab a random book, before heading back to where the original guard tower used to be. I see Cupa on sitting on some blocks.
Caleb: Ever fight?
Cupa: Of cour--
Caleb: With a sword?
Cupa: Eh?
I pull out a work bench and craft a golden sword before picking it up again. I hand the sword to Cupa. I put on my Iron Chestplate before starting to walk away--until I'm hit with an information download.
Caleb: ARGH!
Cupa: Caleb!
Caleb: Cupa, leave...
Cupa: But--
Caleb: I SAID LEAVE!
Cupa: I-I...
I accidentally send a burst of energy in all directions, knocking her back.
Caleb: C-Cupa! I-I'm so sorry! I didn't mean--
She just looked at me with fear in her eyes before running away.
Caleb: I...
[Raid progress: 0%]
Caleb: Oh, god dammit.
I run towards the wall and jump over it.
Caleb: EVERYONE! CLOSE YOUR EYES!
I turn back to see everyone looking away.
Caleb: 'FIRE RELEASE: GREAT FIRE ANNIHILATION!'
~One spamy attack later
Pilliger: L... Long... Live... The Que--
*shank*
Caleb: The king. ...Long live the king.
Arnold: ... Okay, how.
Caleb: *sigh* You know what Arnold. Take care of Cupa for me.
I then run off into the forest.
Caleb: Yin, juging by what that Pillager said, I don't wanna go through all this mushroom kingdom bullshit trying to save a bunch of princess. Can you just take over my body and speed run me through this.
Y/n: Ohohoho! Finally! A chance to do something!
~Your point of view.
Y/n: Ehehehe... Thank you Caleb.... With a body like this I can--
Surama/Venom: Oi.
You turn around inside of Caleb's mindscape to see these massive creatures towering over.
Venom: You do anything we don't like you mess with us.
Surama: And the other monsters you shoved in here.
Just then, 8 pairs of glowing red eyes appear in the behind them.
Y/n: *Gulp* 'How does he deal with these things? ...How did I deal with these things?!'
~massive skip to Caleb's POV
Caleb: Okay, first of all, Author-- WHAT THE FUCK?!
Author: *shrugs* ... Want to move on to new shit, not wanting to waste all my time on minecraft. Besides, you can always come back
Caleb: Fuck you-- And second of all-- WHAT THE FUCK YIN?!
Y/n: Ehehehe....
Caleb WHY THE HELL AM I IN A BEDROCK DEEP CREATER?!
Y/n: So, I may have inadvertently activated one of your godly forms while deciding to take on every boss, from every mod, and Herobrine and his forces all at the same time...?
Caleb: WHY?!
Y/n: Cause I don't get out much! I thought I'd be fun if I fought everything at once! You should also be thankful! Now all you have to gain is your true godly title, and true godly form!
Caleb: THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU SAID BEFORE!
Y/n: It totally is!
Caleb: AND-- Wait, what caused you to even attempt to activate it?
Y/n: ...
Caleb: ...
Y/n: ... Ender Guardian.
Caleb: Ah...
Caleb/(Y/n): HEY WHAT'S WITH THE SHORT CHAPTER AND ALL THE TIME SKIPS?! GET BACK HERE!
Author: AAAH! OH DEAR GOD--HEEEELP! ...O-Oh god... WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WITH THAT DILDO?!?!?!
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Omniverse: Beginnings
FanfictionI do not own anything in representation or reference to something else, but this is a fanfic so you get the idea. You're in this story. Screw it your the fucking highest god in this story. HOWEVER! You are not the MC, though, you do have the MC synd...
