Chapter 3: Genin Exam

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I do not own anything in reference to something else.

~Caleb

Caleb: Well hot diddly damn, that's unfair.

I was in the hokage's office, prepared to take my test- when all of a sudden this white haired mother fucker known as Kakashi came in the room. He's apparently supposed to be the challenge I have to overcome while surviving in the forest for a bit.

Caleb: Isn't he a Jonin Ninja?! This is kind of unfair if I'm going go up against him.

Tsunade: Sorry, but this will help you get a proper look at what a real ninja is like.

Caleb: Hmm... But I better not hear that, "I got lost on the path of life," bullshit.

Kakashi: Quite the smart alec, aren't we? Remember this is a test to get onto my team, so I won't be going easy on you.

[Quest: Genin exams!
Become a Genin!
Rewards:???]

Kakashi's eye bulged a bit.

Kakashi: So it's true...

~Timeskip

Caleb: Oi, wasn't this kind of a big timeskip? It's been three days!

Author: Hehe...

Caleb: Oh well...

I've had to catch a cat, grow food and show the basics of what a ninja needs to know. Now time to beat the shit out of Kakashi. I've gained some lvls from secret miniquests which are apart of this, so hopefully I can choose the right element to learn first.

Caleb: Status.

[Caleb Daniel(Uchiha/Uzumaki/Senju/Hyuga) Lvl: 31

Clan: Uchiha/Uzumaki/Senju/Hyuga
Rank: Academy Student

HP: 45/45 R:5 per min.
Chakra:250/250 R:5 per min.

Ninjutsu:45[+]
Taijutsu:45[+]
Genjutsu:15[+]
Kenjutsu:5[+]
Shurikenjutsu:10[+]
Summoning:0[+]
Kinjutsu:20[+]
Senjutsu:0[+]
Medical:25[+]
Speed:20
Intelligence:0
Total:185

Skill:6
JP:30
Exp:7/8]

Caleb: Okay, earth and water are useless to me currently. Fire, Wind, and Lighting. I'll get 2 wind the but the rest into fire.

[Fire Release: Running Fire Jutsu
Encircle yourself with fire
Gives a short Fire Resistance
Chakra Cost:10]

[Fire Release: Phoenix Flower Jutsu
Shoot 4 small Fireballs
Chakra Cost:15
Damage:5]

[Wind Release: Vacuum Sphere
Shoot a cloud of wind toward your opponent, pushing them back.
Chakra Cost:8
Damage:4]

[Wind Release: Wind Mode
Activate Wind Mode to increase your Speed, Jump, Resistance and Digspeed.
Chakra Cost: 5
Chakra Upkeep:1]

With my analysis earlier of Kakashi, he should have 250 health. I just gotta hit him 50 times in order for this to work. Ah I see him!

Caleb: PHOENIX FLOWER JUTSU!

Kakashi jumped away.

Kakashi: I didn't think you'd actually hit me

I quickly activated Wind Mode and started to spam Phoenix Flower. I tried hand to hand combat, but I wasn't getting anywhere. Even with the help of my shuriken, his stats are higher than mine. If it seemed that Kakashi got too close I knocked him back with Vacuum Sphere. He was at 100 HP!

Caleb: HAHAHA! IT'S OVER NOW KAKA-

I was thrown back into a tree and saw a giant fireball headed straight towards me. Despite my max speed stat, I got caught in the attack. A fire icon appeared next to my diminishing health. I quickly used substitution and managed to teleport out of there and hid in a tree. I only have 8 HP and 2 Chakra left. I could die if I don't finish this soon.

~Kakashi

Where's that damned kid? I didn't think I'd be caught in a barrage of his fire attacks. I didn't think he knew Fire and Wind are devastating when put together. Wait... Now that I think about it... Only Jonin, and a hand full of Chunin have 2 Chakra natures... Wait, how was he able to do the Phoenix Flower Jutsu?! That requires Nature transformation! NO GENNIN COULD PULL THAT OFF! Huh?!

Kakashi: So you're over there, huh?

~Caleb

I just ate a bowl of ramen, and used use some chakra scrolls to bring my chakra back up to 215. This is-- FUCK I SEE HIM!

Caleb: Phoenix Flower Jutsu!

Kakashi: COME ON!

Kakashi fired another Fireball at me. I could only see the flames and my HP drop to 2. So... This is it huh?

???: Don't die on me kid! I'll grant you some of my power for this once!

I suddenly felt a wild flow of power within me! I glanced at my health bar and saw a shit ton of buffs! On top of that my health started to regenerate way faster than before!

~3rd person

Caleb's Iris' turned blood red and his pupils turned into slits.

Caleb: HRAAAAAAAA! PHOENIX FLOWER JUTSU BARRAGE!

Kakashi?: ARGH DAMMIT! *poof*

[Your LVL increased by 1]

Kakashi: Times up! You only managed to beat my clone.

Caleb: DAMMIT!

I punched a tree so hard it fell over. I mean, it wasn't that big of a tree, but still a tree nonetheless.

Kakashi: What was that?

Caleb: I... I don't know.

Kakashi: That felt a lot like the Kyuubi's chakra, you know.

Caleb: ...Fuck.

Kakashi: *sigh* We'll talk about this later. But as of now, Welcome to team Kakashi.

[Quest: Genin Exams!(Complete)
Rewards: +25 EXP! Instant Dungeon Skill Book! New Rank: Genin! Genin Headband]

[Your LVL increased by 2]

Caleb: YEAH!!

I yelled as I jumped with excitement.

Kakashi: Oh, what does that say?

Caleb: Ehehe! I'll tell you all when we get back!

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