Omniverse: Beginnings

Chapter 1: Entry

I do not own anything in reference to something else.

Remember these:
~(words) = POV change or timeskip
'(words)' = Thinking
*words* = Action being preformed. (like sighing)
Demonic Voice/Voice change
'(words)'/(words)/(WORDS) = Sarcasm, or a quote or a pun(sometimes yelling for the caps)
Underlined words = IDK WTF I'll do with this. maybe references or something important.

(Note: The MC/My POV will be the one of the only one's who's thoughts and actions will be together. I'm also doing script format just cause.)

Intro bit:

~???

Ahh, it's a beautiful day outside. Birds are singing... Flowers are blooming... on days like these... Kids like me...

???: Waste their fucking money on school lunches.

???2: Hey Caleb, what's got you so sad?

Caleb: Nothing really, Jacob. Depressions kicking in. Though, I've never thought of hurting myself. I've always just dealt with it. It's sometimes funny to think that I see people die, sometimes on a yearly basis, yet, I just deal. I guess I didn't really care about them. Or some other reason.

Jacob: I feel ya man. But why we sitting on the bottom section today?

Caleb: I don't know, instinct? Though nothing ever happens here. 'S probably nothing.

At that exact moment, a man with a-- wait is that a Desert Eagle? Why? Out of all the pistols.

Attacker: EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!

Caleb: 'Man, I've always wanted to do this.'

I get up on top of the table.

Caleb: Hey there ass wipe!

I see him aim the gun at me.

Caleb: FUCKING DO IT! I WANT TO DIE! KILL ME! NO BALLS!

I duck just as he starts to pull the trigger, causing the bullet to break the one of the many glass windows. Who's fucking idea was it to install a bunch of glass windows in a cafeteria?

Caleb: Whoa-ho! Dodged a bullet there! Literally... So this is the power of Ultra Instinct?

I saw him about to shoot another so I very quickly moved to the side.

Caleb: Hey there buddy chum pal friend buddy pal chum bud friend fellow brother amigo pal buddy friend chummy chum pal!

I see the rage build up in the attackers face. I gave him a smile, making sure he knew i'm doing this just cause, before continuing.

Caleb: I don't mean to be rude, my friend pal homeslice breadslice dawg But I gotta warn ya! If you take one more diddly darn step right there, I'm gonna have to diddly darn snap your neck and wowza wouldn' t that be a crummy juncture huh? Do you want that? Do u wish upon yourself into physical experience with a crummy juncture? Because friend buddy chum friend chum pally pal chum friend if you keep this up then well gosh diddly darn I just might have to get not so friendly with you my friendly friend friend pal friend buddy chum pal pally friend chum buddy.

He took a step forward.

Attacker: The hell you gonna do about it?

I jump from my table to another, then to the left slightly, on the wall that separates the bottom and middle section. I then jump to another table and jump up to the right, on the final ledge close to where the dude was standing. For some reason I was smiling. I jumped off the final ledge with a spin, and backhand bitch slapped that gun, and kicked him right in the balls before rapidly punching him in the stomach, then did an axe kick, which made his face meet the floor. I then got on his back into a position to where I could break his arms.

Caleb: Think of hurting anyone I know again, and you will suffer a fate much worse than being sent to the lowest pits of hell and being tortured by Satan himself.

I then quickly got off of him before giving a quick kick to the side. I got in front of him and extended my hand out.

Caleb: Why'd you do it?

Attacker: Arghfugh...

Caleb: Oh right, sorry.

I then unsympathetically relocated his jaw before dropping his head.

Attacker: Ow...

Caleb: Numbness does that to a person. Now, why'd you do it? Who could have possibly hurt you to such an extent, you lost all forms of rationality. Hell, I feel you man. But, Christ! You went a bit kachiga my nigga! So, don't do this again.

He... nodded I think? I turn around to face the rest of the cafeteria.

Caleb: Yeah, I do taekwondo. Oh hey look, a mysterious portal, see you all later!

???: Actually, Caleb. Your time has come.

Caleb: What, do I get a prize?

???: You've been chosen to go on a grand quest to another world.

Caleb: Somehow that sounds cliche as shit, and don't even know that many Isekai anime. Well time to adopt a completely new personality. Being such an asshole, that it's actually bad ass, and no one can say shit to you.

I then walk off with the mysterious god person.

~???

???: Say, how come your so calm about this.

Caleb: I don't fuckin know, it'll come sometime in the future. Why do you not have a physical body Mr. Translucent Light God?

???: You realize, you're about to die, correct?

Caleb: aye yup.

???: Hmm... So they were right about you.

We suddenly disappeared in a flash of white light.

Caleb: Huh. Fun. So what's happening Mr, God man?

???: Well, you will be sent to a mixed world shortly. Your current goal is to get to remnant and there you will learn how to use Aura and save that planet, but before you get close to your goals, you need to get stronger

Caleb: This was the day I was waiting for.

???: You will keep your wardrobe, and we'll give you this phone so you still have some contact to this world.

Caleb: Cool.

???: And you will be born into an abusive family and be neglected.

Caleb: ... Cool...? So basically the same shitty life, but with superpowers.

???: Okay, you know what? Let's skip that and have you just appear there randomly.

Caleb: My man. Oh well, gonna give some special power?

???: The powers already inside you. You can do anything if you believe. But we will also give you this box. The highest god had said it contains some of the most dangerous weapons known to the omniverse.

Caleb: And by highest you mean...?

???: ... Just wake up already.

With a wave of my hand, he disappears.

*pop*

???: Yo! How ya doing, God?

God: Oh, hey (Y/N). Just sent him off. He's just like you.

(Y/N): Sometimes... I mean, I am many in one. Multiple personality don't help

God: Well I didn't think you'd be this unstable when you were brought into existence.

(Y/N): Hmm... I think we should have the Harem King watch over him for now...

God: That is wise. However, only the future will tell us what will happen with the boy...

...

(Y/N): Aren't you omnipotent?