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You're in this story. Screw it your the fucking highest god in this story. HOWEVER! You are not the MC, though, you do have the MC synd...
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???: There, there... hugs always make everything better...
Caleb: Th-Thanks... *snif*
Wait a second...
Turn to see who's hugging me, and see... a girl in a creeper hoodie?!
Caleb: AAH!
I fall over to my side, and the girl looks at me confused.
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To make sure of something I ask a reasonable question.
Caleb: Wh-Who are you?
???: M-Me? O-Oh, I'm.... Cupa. Cupa the Creeper!
Caleb: Huh?
Cupa: Y-Yeah... I usually stick with a group of mobs, but if I were to try and return they wouldn't let me back in.... A-And if anyone saw me with a human... I'd be dead...
Caleb: Sounds like a tough spot... Say, what year is it?
Cupa: The year is 720, or as some people say, 1.14.1
Caleb: 'And mob talker works' Okay, well, I'd better get to work on a house.
I go to a tree and punch it until the log breaks. I stare at the other floating half.