~Nathan
Same old class same old... Ah... Blake... she's so--
*smack*
~Caleb
I hit Nathan so hard, it made one of those DBZ sound effects.
Nathan: WHY?!?!
Caleb: BECAUSE!!! GLYNDA JUST SAID OUR TEAM VS TEAM RWBY! AND I AIN'T FIGHTING WITH THOSE WHO DON'T FIGHT!
Nathan: Wait, what?!
Caleb: So I'm doing it by myself.
I jump up from my seat and walk towards a changing room.
Caleb: 'I swear to god, if one of those typical anime esc scenes happen where---'
I accidentally walked into the wrong changing room.
Caleb: 'Oh, goddammit.'
I quickly close the door, look at it for a second, and then break down the door.
Caleb: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU GUYS DOING IN THE MEN'S CHANGING ROOM?!?!
Blake: Wha!Butthesignsaid--
Caleb: I DON'T GIVE TWO FLYING MONKEYS ABOUT WHAT THE SIGN SAID! CARDIN SWITCHED THE DAMNED SIGNS! THE MEN'S SIDE HAS ALWAYS BEEN ON THE LEFT! IT'S THE SAME GODDAMNED THING AT MCDONALDS!!! OR EVEN, ANY OTHER PLACE FOR A MATTER OF FACT!
~Timeskip.
Caleb: 'Murder'
I walked into the arena, in new battle armor.
Glynda: Whenever you're ready.
I nod hear team RWBY giggle.
Yang: What's with the goofy looking getup.
Caleb: Whats with the childish underwear?
Now THAT got people talking.
Yang: Y-You wouldn't...
I start laughing like a mad man.
Yang: What's so funny?!
A giant shit eating grin appeared on my face.
Caleb: YANG WEARS--
I dodged a bullet fired by Yang's gauntlets.
Caleb: Lol.
I let out a tired yawn.
Caleb: I kinda...
I say dodging a slash from Blake.
Caleb: wanna...
I doge ice from Weiss.
Caleb: Lay back in bed...
I dodged ruby trying to tackle me with her semblance.
Caleb: That, or have kids.
Everyone: What?!
All the blood drained from my face.
Caleb: Wait... He didn't... Did he...
~3rd person
Nathan/Rory: What is he... OH.... oh... AAAAAAA!!!
Weiss: Can we please get back to the fight?!
Yang: For once I agree with Weiss.
Weiss: Hey!
Caleb: Okay, if you want me so bad, come and get me.
Ethan: Did... Did he just...?
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