Ethan: Did you really have to kick our butts that hard?
Caleb: Yes...? I mean, the whole point is to see where you are vs where you wanna be. Before, you were just swinging the sword aimlessly, now you swing with a purpose.
My team and I sighed with relief as we walked into our dorm. We put our stuff down and flopped on our beds, finally free from all the stress of---
*knock knock*
???: Oh, screw it.
Seconds later the our front door was kicked down, and in walked a looming figure dressed in crimson.
???: Sup bitches!
I stomp my foot and the door starts to slowly reform.
Caleb: Alucard, we both know you could have just phased through the door.
Alucard: ... How the hell are you doing that?
Caleb: What?
Alucard: That the thing with the door.
Caleb: New skill.
Ethan: Hurry up and tell us what your skill is, cause I don't want to deal with whatever... This is.
Alucard: Wow, harsh.
Caleb: It's called Alchemy.
Alucard: And now, I'm being ignored.
Rory: Welcome to the club.
Caleb: It's a power from a show long forgotten in my mind, but uh... Memories are flooding back.
Nathan: Uhh.... Give me a sec, I know what you're talking abo--
Caleb: FURU METARU ALCHEMIST: BRUZA HOODO!!!
Nathan: Holy shit, why do you have to say it like it's a stand? Fricken "Za Hoodo!"
My team and I laugh at that for a little bit before Ethan says he's going to hop in the shower. I hop off the bed and walk over to Alucard.
Caleb: I assume you have a report?
Alucard: They are doing the thing.
Caleb: They're doing the thing?
Alucard: They're doing the thing!
Caleb: They're doing the thing?!?!
Alucard: THEY ARE DOING THE THING!!!!
Ethan: (in the distance) Will you FUCKERS STOP talking about people busting a nut to a shitty Marvel character for 5 fucking seconds?!
Caleb: Welp, I'm outskis.
I say as I kick down the door and walk out of the room. Alucard followed closely behind me.
Alucard: Didn't you just fix that?
Caleb: It counts as training.
I said as I stomped my foot.
Caleb: Xp gain.
???: You!!!
Caleb: 'Oh, here we go.'
I was picked up by the collar and slammed into the side of a wall by this immortal tomboy.
???: What's up with you flirting in the middle of a fight?!
Caleb: To get your attention. Regardless, now is not exactly the best time to talk, Ryuko.
Ryuko: So you're just gonna leave me stuck in this world while you go off somewhere by yourself again?
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Omniverse: Beginnings
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