This has probably been one of the hardest dares to write... Damn. So if I forgot your question comment. I might end this book soon so ask now or forever hold your Butterballs.
AFD
Criss: *behind couch*
Kyle: *shoving Stan away* I'll be Criss today. okay from Jessicalovespie Who can Vouge it better: Craig or Kenny? What?
Criss: It was a question when we were talking about being genderbent so who can pull off being a girl Craig or Kenny.
Kenny: That's a dumb question.
Cartman: Damn straight poor kid!
Kyle: I think he meant as he would win...
Kenny: Yeah!
Stan: I have to agree I doubt Craig would be cool with being a girl for a day.... So moving on! CorruptedKenny dares Cartman to eat a whole jar of cheesy poofs in under a minute,
Criss: Okay guys I'm officially embarrassed... *In a tight black tank top with black short shorts.*
Cartman: SHUT IT BEANER! We're all wearing the same thing! *n a tight black tank top with black short shorts.*
Butters: You guys I don't think I can do this I might get grounded.
Everyone: Shut up Butters!
Kenny: Wow Criss, start wearing things like that to get my attention. *dog whistle*
Criss: Shut it. One two and three! Action!
Michael: I can't believe Henrietta's doing this...
Pete: We are too just not in the conformist shorts and tank tops.
Firkle: You guys I think I'm gonna kill myself.
Henrietta: This is totally conformist.
*Music plays*
Kenny: *shaking ass*
My Anaconda don't...
Kyle: Oh god *hesitantly shaking ass*
My Anaconda don't...
Stan: I hate you so much *hesitantly shaking ass*
My Anaconda don't want none unless you got buns hun
Kenny: *laying on the floor* *in a tight black tank top with black short shorts.* "Boy toy named Troy used to live in Detroit. Big dope dealer money, he was getting some coins."
Stan and Kyle: *Next to him* *mumbling I can't believe we're doing this.
Kenny: *in a high pitch voice* Work it guys* "Was in shootouts with the law, but he live in a palace
*Stan in a blue tight dress shoving Kyle forward so they are in a straight line.* *Dancing*
Kenny:*walks in with the same tight blue dress and red heels *singing."Bought me Alexander McQueen, he was keeping me stylish."
Kenny: *surrounded by goths*
Michael: *whispering* Any closer I'll shank you.
Henrietta: *scowling* I hate this*
Pete: *frowning* Do we really have to like dance on you?
Kenny:*nodding quickly whispering* No one said it would be easy. Unless you are pussy conformists...
Goths: *sighing* Fine* *dancing stroking Kenny*
Kenny:*singing* Now that's real, real, real,"
Kenny:*pressing up against the floor with ass in the air* "Gun in my purse, bitch I came dressed to kill
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Ask The South Park GangClosed for Requests
FanfictionDare or Ask the South Park characters anything! And I mean ANY South Park character you'd like so yeah. (like, goth kids, or even SP grown ups!) I'm adding my O.C and her siblings in this too so some of this might not make sense because of reference...
